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    If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It

    Maybe The Best Way To Handle Slutoween Is To Just Go With It
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    Image of Her Grace Her Grace
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    I work at a kids' psych hospital, and end up working on Halloween every year. For obvious reasons, my costume choices are limited, and since I work 3rd shift I don't get to go to any parties. Last year I went as the Hope Diamond, which involved all blue clothes and a giant fake diamond glued to my shirt, with an Obama/Biden sticker on my back. This could easily be sexified depending on the clothes worn.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    I've always wanted to be a sexy cheeseburger.
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    A couple of years ago, my friend dressed up as a sexy platypus. It was awesome.
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    Image of Ri_L Ri_L
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    Slutoween sends me straight into Humorless Feminist Mode. I used to love love LOVE wearing big elaborate creative costumes and derping around back when I still had places to go on Halloween night. But I was at Ricky's yesterday and even Mr. L., as dense as he can be about these things, was starting to notice the disparity between how men and women are expected to look. My friend was like "why can't I be a Spartan warrior for Halloween?" Because you're a girl. Now put on that Slutty Goddess costume and freeze your ass all night.

    Case in point: Ghostbusters costumes. The versions for women are all T&A, the versions for men are big doofy guys. Behold:
    [www.rickyshalloween.com]

    And don't get me started on the comic book costumes, which are ever dedicated to perpetuating the comic book mantra of men are strong women are sexy.
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    Image of cherrycocoapuff cherrycocoapuff
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    Last year, my friend went as sexy Chewbacca. It involves a full body fur suit, with a skimpy white bikini over it (and ammo belt). Even wookies like to feel pretty sometimes.
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    Image of georgina georgina
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    I'm thinking Sexy Judge Judy. And you can walk around saying "What Wouldn't Judge Judy Do?"
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    10/12/09

    @georgina: I have seen a sexy judge costume online, so this could be done.
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    My friends and I decided one year to go as Incongruously Slutty Things. Slutty Jesus. Slutty Hitler. Slutty George Bush. You get the picture.

    My friend decided she wanted to be Slutty Cowardly Lion, from Wizard of Oz. We googled; there actually IS a slutty Cowardly Lion outfit. sigh.
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    10/12/09

    @likepenguins: There certainly is and the Red Sox made their rookies wear the whole set for their annual hazing ritual.

    [www.outincenterfield.com]
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    10/12/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: And that is why the Red Sox are awesome.

    I wish they'd put Varitek in a slutty costume.
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    Edited by likepenguins at 10/12/09 10:08 AM likepenguins was starred likepenguins was unstarred
    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    10/12/09

    @likepenguins: For that, you get hearted.
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    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    10/12/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: As do you!
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    10/12/09

    @likepenguins: I actually wore that costume last year. With leggings, because that shit is WAAAAAY too short (I just wanted to be a lion).
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    Image of DorothyZbornak DorothyZbornak
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It

    I was Googling "Care Bear costume," trying to find a vintage costume like the one I wore as a child. Instead, I found this:
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    Image of DorothyZbornak DorothyZbornak
    10/12/09

    @DorothyZbornak: Which, of course, is wrong on so many different levels.
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    Image of ketamineKitty ketamineKitty
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    my friends and i are going as Slutty Founding Fathers.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    10/12/09

    @ketamineKitty: On a semi-related note - I was looking at costumes, and there are actually "sexy Pilgrim" costumes. The mind, it boggles.
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    Image of DorothyZbornak DorothyZbornak
    10/12/09

    @ketamineKitty: I actually went to a party a few years ago where people went as slutty founding fathers as a joke. Guys included. It was hysterical.
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    Image of Dancingfrog Dancingfrog
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    Sexy Rotting Sushi. Glue rice to a slip and white tights. Wrap yourself in a green sheet. Paint your face avocado-green. Apply slimy hairgel to wrap. And to get the right scent, just roll around in whatever the nearest dog is rolling around in.
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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    There's always the classic: Freudian Slip. Wear a sexy slip. Use your imagination for how to portray "penis envy".

    You're welcome.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    10/12/09

    @DorothyBarker: A genius Jezebel went as a pink slip last Halloween. She wore a pink slip (duh) and went around telling people they were fired. Sexy and scary!
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    Image of lalie (apologetic mess) lalie (apologetic mess)
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    Last year my friend went all the way and themed his party "All Sluts' Day". I didn't feel like actually dressing slutty so I went as the Whore of Babylon. I have never gotten so many compliments on my costume; I had the Latin written on my forehead and everything.
    But since his house is the local (smaller town) gay hangout there were many men in just speedos. I thoroughly enjoyed that party. I am all for equal opportunity sexy.

    This year though I think I might go as a Sexy Christmas Tree. Green romper/dress, green thigh highs and brown shoes/boots. And then wrap myself in Christmas lights. Maybe glue a star to a hat?
    I just have to figure out where to buy a battery pack so I don't have to stand near an outlet the whole night.
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    Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) promoted this comment Edited by lalie (apologetic mess) at 10/12/09 1:49 AM lalie (apologetic mess) was starred lalie (apologetic mess) was unstarred
    Image of lalie (apologetic mess) lalie (apologetic mess)
    10/12/09

    @lalie (apologetic mess): OK, I have to comment twice because I just started looking at that site and it is ridiculous. There is a sexy Spongebob. Fucking REALLY?

    Also, check this out! You can be White Privilege for Halloween!

    [www.wondercostumes.com]
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    cate3710 promoted this comment lalie (apologetic mess) was starred lalie (apologetic mess) was unstarred
    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    10/12/09

    @lalie (apologetic mess): Sexy Spongebob, sexy Freddy Kruger, sexy clown... It's madness.

    I thought that "slave princess" costume was supposed to be a take on Princess Leia, but I could be wrong. And of course there is the white privilege of things like sexy Indian, Eskimo, geisha girl, or Bollywood actress.
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    Image of ammre ammre
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    How about a sexy leper!

    My clothes fell off! so did my left hand!
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    Image of laterandlater laterandlater
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    Last year (after inspiration from a Jez thread, actually), I went as reverse cowgirl. Everything about a normal cowgirl costume (not even a sexy one), but i put everything on backwards that I could. Sex but not too sexy.
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    Image of classicfantastic classicfantastic
    10/12/09

    In reply to If You're Going To Wear A Sexy Halloween Costume, At Least Be Creative About It
    I want to go as Justice Sotomayor (not sexified) and I want my boyfriend to go as Justice Scalia (sexy optional) so that we can act like we are enjoying each other's company just a bit. too. much. for the night.
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment Edited by classicfantastic at 10/12/09 12:38 AM classicfantastic was starred classicfantastic was unstarred
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