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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    I'm thinking that they did a photoshop number on her arms. They look much smaller than they normally are. Maybe I'm crazy.
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    Image of MaBell MaBell
    12/16/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: In that case, you and I are the same kind of crazy...
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    Image of KelseyElle KelseyElle
    12/16/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Thats what I thought too! She is almost unrecognizable. Maybe she gains weight to play Joan?
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    Image of Pandorasvoicebox Pandorasvoicebox
    12/16/09

    @KelseyElle: @MaBell: @Jenloveshercurves: She lost weight for her wedding. [www.huffingtonpost.com]
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    lafleur promoted this comment Pandorasvoicebox was starred Pandorasvoicebox was unstarred
    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/16/09

    @MaBell: @KelseyElle: Look at the size of her wrist and her upper arm. Especially the one on the left. It also seems that the one on the left and the one on the right are the same size even though half of the one on the right is in shadow. Something fishy is going on here. The proportions are just off and her head looks huge like a Bratz doll.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    12/16/09

    @MaBell: I'd like to STOP the body snarking right here.
    Not cool ladies.
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/16/09

    @DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: This is definitely not body snarking but saying that she was oddly photoshopped. There is a lack of shadow that is telling she was shopped. Jez does this all the time ala photoshop of horrors.
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/16/09

    @Pandorasvoicebox: Oh I know that, but I'm still going with her arms are photoshopped here. There's not only a lack of upper arm here, but also they look shorter. The proportion is off and not natural. Something strange has been done to the pic.
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    Edited by Jenloveshercurves at 12/16/09 10:05 PM Jenloveshercurves was starred Jenloveshercurves was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    oh christina, why are you aligning yourself with the likes of people magazine. seems that you're a famewhore like the rest.
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    12/16/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: She's got a show to promote even in the off season.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    12/16/09

    @Little Time Bomb: oh c'mon, that is such a weak excuse. i'm sure that's why she modeled for a bridal magazine and gave all the details of her wedding as well.

    i love christina like the next person, but a famewhore she is.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/16/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: Isn't every famous person a famewhore? Part of the job, I'd think.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    12/16/09

    @femme-bot: ok, now you're just being disingenuous. allowing a magazine to photograph a private holiday party is different than showing up on a red carpet promoting a project.
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    Edited by bess marvin, girl detective at 12/16/09 7:30 PM bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/16/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: Good point.
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    I don't see how tequila and pumpkin have any business hanging out together in the same glass.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    That drink sounds like it tastes like tomorrow's vomit. I'm not fond of too many elements and sugar...
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    Image of Iamdoingit Iamdoingit
    12/16/09

    @femme-bot: I love you for that. I thought the same thing. This drink sounds like what would happen if I ate pumpkin pie and drank a few too many martinis. Bleh.
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    femme-bot promoted this comment Iamdoingit was starred Iamdoingit was unstarred
    Image of kate! kate!
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    I love this lady, love the photo, etc...however, the link to the People mag thing is little more than an ad for the tequila. I know celebrities shill for products and product placement is everywhere but that wasn't even a well disguised shill.
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    Image of eleanorstrousers eleanorstrousers
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    When, oh when, will I get liquor sponsors for my cocktail parties? The way that my friends drink, I could really use the help.

    Do you hear me Jim Beam?
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    femme-bot promoted this comment eleanorstrousers was starred eleanorstrousers was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/16/09

    @eleanorstrousers: I want Almaden to sponsor my parties. And by parties I mean watching Gossip Girl.
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    Image of eleanorstrousers eleanorstrousers
    12/16/09

    @femme-bot: And by "cocktail parties," I mean me and my best gay friend couching with a pregnant teen marathon.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/16/09

    @femme-bot: And by parties I mean drinking out of a Smirnoff bottle in the shower listening to sad music from the 80s.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/14/09

    In reply to Forbidden, Um, Fruit
    My figure cannot be controlled! it is a wild, untamed ... oh, nevermind.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/14/09

    In reply to Forbidden, Um, Fruit
    Well, you do need to drink the blood of virgins to keep up your youthful appearance...
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    Image of Irksome Irksome
    12/14/09

    @femme-bot: Don't be ridiculous, you don't have to drink it, just bathe in it.
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    Image of Norma Neufner Lady Officer Norma Neufner Lady Officer
    12/14/09

    @femme-bot: I've been using babies blood...good for the skin and the figure.
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    femme-bot promoted this comment Norma Neufner Lady Officer was starred Norma Neufner Lady Officer was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/14/09

    @Norma Neufner Lady Officer: Oh please. Darling, unless you skin the babies first, then put the blood though a strainer, you're drinking too much fat.
    Personally, I enjoy a "bloody baby". Baby blood, tomato juice, vodka, and embellishments. It's DELIGHTFUL.
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    Image of Norma Neufner Lady Officer Norma Neufner Lady Officer
    12/15/09

    @femme-bot: Oh well, that does sound positively delectable. I know what I'm having today at cocktail hour.
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    Image of the zeeba is galápagosing it up! the zeeba is galápagosing it up!
    12/14/09

    In reply to Forbidden, Um, Fruit
    Wait. that bowl of banana-y things is...chicken? Help?
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    sassyredhead promoted this comment the zeeba is galápagosing it up! was starred the zeeba is galápagosing it up! was unstarred
    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    12/14/09

    @the zeeba is galápagosing it up!: I think it is tomato soup, chicken a la king and peach slices.
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.
    12/14/09

    In reply to Forbidden, Um, Fruit
    So THAT'S how Spike keeps his boyish figure. (I could reference Edward, but he doesn't deserve it).
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    IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel promoted this comment Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. was starred Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. was unstarred
    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    12/14/09

    In reply to Forbidden, Um, Fruit
    Nice long johns!
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/14/09

    @sassyredhead: If someone can look sexy in longjohns, then her body must be rockin'.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/14/09

    In reply to Forbidden, Um, Fruit
    Hold up. You mean to tell me that portion control and calorie restriction can lead to weight loss?! Blowing my mind over here, Motts.
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    Image of sweetypie4now sweetypie4now
    12/11/09

    In reply to Harry & David's Merry, Mouth-Watering Christmas With A Crunch
    I'm not sure I get it. Are these pear's so amazing that they're worth this cost and express air delivery? Can't I go buy one in the store?? I feel like I almost have to try one to see what magic come from thy flesh.
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    MargaretMoony promoted this comment sweetypie4now was starred sweetypie4now was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/12/09

    @sweetypie4now: *Psst* They're not that awesome.
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    Image of coolcooldame coolcooldame
    12/11/09

    In reply to Harry & David's Merry, Mouth-Watering Christmas With A Crunch
    Forget about teams pie or cake.

    I am team cheesecake. I'm aware it has cake in the title but I've never considered this delicate treat, cake because I hate it.
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    MargaretMoony promoted this comment coolcooldame was starred coolcooldame was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/12/09

    @coolcooldame: Team Cheesecake for the win!
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    Image of SaturdaysChild SaturdaysChild
    12/12/09

    @coolcooldame: Cheesecake is actually technically a pie, so therefore you are TEAM PIE!
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    NewsBunny promoted this comment SaturdaysChild was starred SaturdaysChild was unstarred
    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/12/09

    @SaturdaysChild: Cheesecake makes me nauseous. I'm not sure what my problem is.
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    Image of SaturdaysChild SaturdaysChild
    12/12/09

    @NewsBunny: Hopefully with lots of therapy you will be able to overcome this crippling handicap. My thoughts are with you.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    12/11/09

    In reply to Harry & David's Merry, Mouth-Watering Christmas With A Crunch
    When I read "Moose Munch" my mind immediately went to Sarah Palin and an act I shall not name. I am a sick, horrible woman who needs to go bleach her brain.
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    Image of PrettyPrettyPrincess PrettyPrettyPrincess
    12/11/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Stay dirty, girl. I loves it.
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