"Will I Look Like A Whore If I Keep A Supply Of Magnums?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Gawker Media videographer Alex Goldberg filmed me and my friend Rich — who, like last time, played the role of sidekick — attempting to tackle issues… » 2/07/08 4:20pm 2/07/08 4:20pm

"How Many Times Is Too Many To Take Plan B In A Month?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Gawker Media videographer Alex Goldberg filmed my answers this time, so I wouldn't have to deal with typing. Talking actually seemed just as difficult,… » 1/23/08 4:20pm 1/23/08 4:20pm

"Do Some Men Just Prefer The Long, Hard Gymnastic Bang?"

Welcome to the first installment of "Pot Psychology". Judging from the response we received from our call for questions for this column, I can safely say that you guys are nuts. Not necessarily because of your issues, but because so many of you are willing to take the advice of a stoner. Frankly though, I don't blame… » 11/29/07 4:20pm 11/29/07 4:20pm

You Asked, We Answered: Introducing "Pot Psychology"

Who says we're qualified to offer advice on life, love, and the pursuit of happiness? No one! But based on your emails and comments, you want it anyway, so, beginning next week, we'll be debuting a new column, "Pot Psychology", to be headed up by none other than our own Slut Machine. The marijuana connoisseur will be… » 11/23/07 2:00pm 11/23/07 2:00pm

Meet "Slut Machine": Jezebel Spiritual Leader, No Longer In Hiding

My friends have asked me for some time whether "Slut Machine" is my alter ego, and though careful readers would probably realize that's impossible, today is finally the day to dispel all the rumors and unveil the slut. Slut Machine is actually the nom de plume of one Tracie Egan. Tracie and I share a lot of things:… » 9/10/07 1:00pm 9/10/07 1:00pm

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Threatens To Flash Barbara Walters

I've been saving a lot of money on sunscreen this summer by watching so much daytime TV. So what if Oprah and Tyra have been reruns? They still have me talking to the TV, even though it might be stuff I already said to it earlier this season. This week for The Lady Bunch, Tyra cements her fag haggotry by cozying up… » 7/20/07 5:23pm 7/20/07 5:23pm

Joy Behar Is Horny For Rhino Love

The View is back! The View is back! I couldn't be more excited. Pass me the Astroglide, because I think I just grew a dick and I wanna stick it in a man's anus—that's how wonderfully gay the lineup was all week on our favorite morning gab fest. Joan Rivers! Jackie Collins! Mary Tyler Moore! Mario Cantone! Plus, Oprah… » 7/13/07 3:30pm 7/13/07 3:30pm

Oprah Tries To Create The Consummate Celebrity Quadroon

This week, daytime TV was stricken with a nasty case of the reruns. Even after I lauded The View for keeping it fresh all summer, B. Dubs went and gave the ladies this week off, leaving no reason for a lot of us to get up before noon. So the only View clip we have for you is from last Friday when Molly Shannon wore a… » 6/29/07 3:50pm 6/29/07 3:50pm

Paula Abdul Trashed Is Everyone Else's Treasure


Last night was the one-hour premiere of Paula Abdul's reality show, Hey Paula, on Bravo. It's an instant classic: Not since The Anna Nicole Show has someone slurred her way into our hearts in quite the same way. Oh, and for the record, whereas Anna Nicole's jumbled speech was blamed on her "Texas drawl", Paula's is… » 6/29/07 11:15am 6/29/07 11:15am

Amy Winehouse Onscreen Not So Different Than Amy Winehouse Offscreen


Since losing all that weight and gaining all that back-comb, Amy Winehouse has been looking like a cracked-out whore—and now she's playing one on cable TV! Thanks to photographer/film director David LaChappelle, who directed Winehouse's latest video, "These Tears Dry on Their Own" (probably the best single from Back… » 6/26/07 1:07pm 6/26/07 1:07pm

What To Expect When You're Expecting Too Much From A Movie

Yesterday, hackles were raised after one of us responded to all the hate being directed at the film "Knocked Up" with a sort of love-letter to the film. However, in the interest of being fair and balanced (like Roger Ailes!) we've decided to present a dissenting opinion on the film, which, if all the emails and comments… » 6/05/07 11:43am 6/05/07 11:43am