Anna Davies wanted to make a name for herself, so she wrote about her sexual encounters, viewing it as an "easy" path toward getting published. But now she wants to be a "real" writer. Whatever that means.
Tube Time is a live game show in which contestants battle each other by showing their favorite viral videos. It's part of the New York Underground Film Festival, and I (Tracie) will be competing in it this Saturday, April 5, at 10:30 pm at Anthology Film Archives. You can purchase tix here.
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Gawker Media videographer Alex Goldberg filmed me and my friend Rich — who, like last time, played the role of sidekick — attempting to tackle issues…
It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Gawker Media videographer Alex Goldberg filmed my answers this time, so I wouldn't have to deal with typing. Talking actually seemed just as…
Welcome to the first installment of "Pot Psychology". Judging from the response we received from our call for questions for this column, I can safely say that you guys are nuts. Not necessarily because of your issues, but because so many of you are willing to take the advice of a stoner. Frankly though, I don't blame…
Who says we're qualified to offer advice on life, love, and the pursuit of happiness? No one! But based on your emails and comments, you want it anyway, so, beginning next week, we'll be debuting a new column, "Pot Psychology", to be headed up by none other than our own Slut Machine. The marijuana connoisseur will be…
My friends have asked me for some time whether "Slut Machine" is my alter ego, and though careful readers would probably realize that's impossible, today is finally the day to dispel all the rumors and unveil the slut. Slut Machine is actually the nom de plume of one Tracie Egan. Tracie and I share a lot of things:…
I've been saving a lot of money on sunscreen this summer by watching so much daytime TV. So what if Oprah and Tyra have been reruns? They still have me talking to the TV, even though it might be stuff I already said to it earlier this season. This week for The Lady Bunch, Tyra cements her fag haggotry by cozying up…
The View is back! The View is back! I couldn't be more excited. Pass me the Astroglide, because I think I just grew a dick and I wanna stick it in a man's anus—that's how wonderfully gay the lineup was all week on our favorite morning gab fest. Joan Rivers! Jackie Collins! Mary Tyler Moore! Mario Cantone! Plus, Oprah…
The View was on hiatus again this week (they'll be back with all new episodes on Monday). I'm really starting to miss Babs. Like, a lot. That's OK. I dried my eyes with Tyra's weave. OMG, remember last week when I mentioned how Tyra gave everyone weaves? She totally did that all week! In the video player above, check…
This week, daytime TV was stricken with a nasty case of the reruns. Even after I lauded The View for keeping it fresh all summer, B. Dubs went and gave the ladies this week off, leaving no reason for a lot of us to get up before noon. So the only View clip we have for you is from last Friday when Molly Shannon wore a…
Last night was the one-hour premiere of Paula Abdul's reality show, Hey Paula, on Bravo. It's an instant classic: Not since The Anna Nicole Show has someone slurred her way into our hearts in quite the same way. Oh, and for the record, whereas Anna Nicole's jumbled speech was blamed on her "Texas drawl", Paula's is…
Since losing all that weight and gaining all that back-comb, Amy Winehouse has been looking like a cracked-out whore—and now she's playing one on cable TV! Thanks to photographer/film director David LaChappelle, who directed Winehouse's latest video, "These Tears Dry on Their Own" (probably the best single from …
Once a week our friend Slut Machine winnows down the most important programming on television to a delicious two to three minute-long morsel of vagina-themed gold. Behold The Lady Bunch
Once a week, our friend Slut Machine (link NSFW) presents her take on the week's girlie gabfests. Inside: Barbara Walters talks about her cruise-ship experience with Judge Judy. (Cruise ships? Ugh. Didn't they read that Harper's piece by David Foster Wallace?); Tyra trills over lesbian sex; and Oprah's "friend" loses…
Sometime around the year 2002 plastic surgery started getting ridiculous. As if there wasn't enough pressure on women to look like hairless, hipless eunuchs with breasts, we started seeing advertisements in the back of our favorite magazines touting a new procedure called "vaginoplasty". Often, these ads touted…
Yesterday, hackles were raised after one of us responded to all the hate being directed at the film "Knocked Up" with a sort of love-letter to the film. However, in the interest of being fair and balanced (like Roger Ailes!) we've decided to present a dissenting opinion on the film, which, if all the emails and…
Once a week, our friend Slut Machine presents her take on the week's girlie gabfests. Up at bat: Rosie O'Donnell withdrawal, the sex lives of The View cohosts, and Oprah's favorite way to booze it up. Click play to experience the insanity through another's eyes. Plus, after the jump, see stills and commentary on the…
Sometime around the year 2002 plastic surgery started getting ridiculous. As if there wasn't enough pressure on women to look like hairless, hipless eunuchs with breasts, we started seeing advertisements in the back of our favorite magazines touting a new procedure called "vaginoplasty". Often, these ads touted…
