Hey guys, have you heard of this thing called rain? Apparently it has the power to turn brown grass into green grass. Who knew? [DailyMail]
"Jessica Simpson Farts During Business Meeting"
This headline of the day is brought to you by Us. The article goes on to quote an "insider" who said, "The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say." [Us]
The Live TV Marriage Proposal: Sweet Or Scary?
If you haven't noticed, it's a painfully slow news day, which is probably why Today decided to give a man some camera time so he could pop the question to his galpal.
