Slomin's Shield Offers Protection Against Burglars, Nagging Wives

Did Slomin's read our numerous complaints about Broadview Security Systems' ads? Unlike its competitor, Slomin's doesn't claim to thwart rapists stalking white, middle-class women. According to this commercial, the Slomin's Shield can shut up hysterical women of any ethnicity. » 1/26/10 5:40pm 1/26/10 5:40pm