Katy Perry Offers Robert Pattinson Refuge In Her Cupcake Décolletage

The plot thickens: pastry-breasted recent divorceé Katy Perry has invited her friend Robert Pattinson, cuckold, to "take a break" with her. A source says, "Katy has been a rock for ­Rob. She has reassured him she is very much there for him just as he was for her when she split from Russell." Reportedly Kristen Stewart » 7/28/12 11:30am 7/28/12 11:30am

Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More…

A "frustrated, sexually inexperienced" young male seal tries to have sex with a penguin.• Older Japanese singles are trying out that whole online dating thing. • A 51-year-old man admits to using voodoo to seduce teen girls. • Two women make history, win second-"highest" medical prize. • PETA asks Hollywood insiders » 5/02/08 5:20pm 5/02/08 5:20pm