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The Fatal Attraction TV Remake Won't Be Ignored, Dan

28 years after its theatrical release, Fatal Attraction has popped back out of its bloody bathtub gasping for air and waving its knife at Fox. In case that wasn’t clear enough, let me rephrase: Fox is adapting Fatal Attraction as an “event series,” and there’s “no word yet on whether or not” the rabbit will be… »7/01/15 7:00pm7/01/15 7:00pm

Katy Perry Offers Robert Pattinson Refuge In Her Cupcake Décolletage

The plot thickens: pastry-breasted recent divorceé Katy Perry has invited her friend Robert Pattinson, cuckold, to "take a break" with her. A source says, "Katy has been a rock for ­Rob. She has reassured him she is very much there for him just as he was for her when she split from Russell." Reportedly Kristen Stewart »7/28/12 11:30am7/28/12 11:30am

Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks

A "frustrated, sexually inexperienced" young male seal tries to have sex with a penguin.• Older Japanese singles are trying out that whole online dating thing. • A 51-year-old man admits to using voodoo to seduce teen girls. • Two women make history, win second-"highest" medical prize. • PETA asks Hollywood insiders »5/02/08 5:20pm5/02/08 5:20pm