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Sunflowercat
06/12/09

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After seeing that, this is officially the best I've felt all day.
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Jack_Burton
06/12/09

@Sunflowercat:
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la.donna.pietra
06/12/09

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A good friend of mine has a part-Siamese kitty who was also prone to snoozing on keyboards when he was a kitten. He looked almost exactly like this fuzzball. Memories!
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onydchic
06/12/09

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I didn't even know they could lie like that. My brain it haz exploded.
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WantToTouchtheWahine
06/12/09

@SpasticFurchild: "Close those legs, I could drive a boat show in there."
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Kivrin
06/12/09

@onydchic: The crossed legs are ridiculously cute. I must say, my dog cannot (or will not) cross her legs.
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NotChoinski
06/12/09

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My DOS has fleas.
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lilbobbytables
06/12/09

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Thanks for this! Today has been odd/bad. Cute is a balm.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
06/12/09

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I bet the laptop is nice and warm, too.
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morninggloria
06/12/09

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This is exactly the position my cat adopts when I have to get up every morning and leave for work. So comfortable and blissful, while I stumble around looking for business clothes on my floor, swearing.

You know you're tired of your job when you find yourself jealous of a domesticated animal who shits in a box and dines nightly on hardened, dehydrated grade F horse meat.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
06/12/09

@morninggloria: I have always been envious of cats. They sleep all day and have someone feed them and clean up after them. If there is reincarnation, I want to come back as a house cat.
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WantToTouchtheWahine
06/12/09

@morninggloria: You feed your cat Taco Bell?
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VegetableServing
06/12/09

@morninggloria: You're a terrible cat owner. My cat shits on my carpet when she wants and eats D grade horse meat and occasionally Kleenex when one falls on said carpet. I'm calling Sarah McLachlan.
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morninggloria
06/12/09

@VegetableServing: Aw shit, she's going to come to my door singing "Angel" and holding up a one-eyed puppy to guilt me out of being such a shitty CatMom.
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Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
06/12/09

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I love looking at pussy on the computer. (ba-dom-chi!)
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ihateyourescalade
06/12/09

@Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin): Thank you, thank you, try the veal.
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sybann
06/12/09

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I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE! GAAAAAAHHHH!

(uncontrollable siamese luv).
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PootyT
06/12/09

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GUUUUYS!! i just got a 5-week old kitten to foster a few days ago. he's even TINIER than this guy. so freakin cute.
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PootyT
06/12/09

@PootyT: and he's making me feel guilty for being at work all day instead of admiring his cuteness.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
06/12/09

@PootyT: Pictures, plz?
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shorty63136
06/12/09

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Yes - I demand pictures.
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LadyFabulous
06/12/09

@PootyT: I also will concur with the photo demanding. Kittehs for everyone!
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RoxNminral
06/12/09

@PootyT: See, I've been avoiding having a kitten (I adopted a grown cat) because I KNOW I would not be able to make it through a work day with my little baby at home. I'm a sucker for kittens.
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rhymeswithfeather
06/12/09

@RoxNminral: First, good on you for adopting a grown-up -- they have a harder time finding homes. Second, omg, totally. I work from home now, but when I worked in an office and fostered kittens, I'd go home at lunch, or come up with "dentist appointments" I desperately needed to attend mid-day so that I could go home and shove my face in a pile o' kittens.
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PootyT
06/12/09

@heatherwritesstuff: i've been going home for lunch, but even after a few days i can tell my bosses are tired of it already...we're an "eat lunch at your desk" kind of place. :(
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rhymeswithfeather
06/12/09

@PootyT: Haha. My bosses were poor sports, too. Glad I work from home now and can cuddle my foster babies all I want.

That's awesome! I will also one day be a crazy cat lady. I'm actually not allowed to have pets in my apartment -- so I foster for the SPCA as it's easier to hide teh kittiez when they (and their cat hair/litter tracked all over the house) are only a temporary fixture.

Good luck with your little muffin :)
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LadyFabulous
06/12/09

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Urge to kill... fading... fading... fading - rising! Fading... fading... gone.
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Sputnik_Sweetheart
06/12/09

@LadyFabulous: Urge to scratch belly, rising......
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save jinger
06/12/09

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yes, u may use ur cumpooter, but it wil cost u one belee rub
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ihateyourescalade
06/12/09

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That cat is dead.
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ihateyourescalade
06/12/09

@ihateyourescalade: Or the image has been doctored. Either way, I call bullshit on the photo.
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Cerridwen
06/12/09

@ihateyourescalade: That is an ex-cat.
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DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
06/12/09

@ihateyourescalade: Or drugged. I don't own a cat, but NFW can one sleep like that.
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badmutha
06/12/09

@ihateyourescalade: He's not dead! He's pining for the fjords! (Monty Python)
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SunburnedCounsel
06/12/09

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton, I presume: My 65 lb. dog sleeps exactly like that. Animals are weird.
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WantToTouchtheWahine
06/12/09

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SO CUTE.

Also, this is what I look like at 5am every morning. Too sleepy to get up to go pee.

Damn bladder wins every time.
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Porcelina
06/12/09

@WantToTouchtheWahine: Gosh, me too! Good think my cat is there to meow in my face until I get up.

Fuzzy alarm clock.
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badmutha
06/12/09

@Porcelina: I have a fuzzy alarm clock too! Except he chews on my fingers.
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KiddyKat
06/12/09

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That belleh is begging to be kissed.
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KiddyKat
06/12/09

@KiddyKat: but I'm one of those sick people who kisses their pets (yup, on the mouth) so I interpret everything my cat does as "begging to be kissed."
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badmutha
06/12/09

@KiddyKat: I kiss my cat's paws, and heaven knows where they have been!
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