Yesterday my beautiful, smart, funny, and healthy 5-year-old daughter told me she wasn't pretty. When I asked her why not, she said it was because she didn't look like a princess. That's it. No more princess shit in my house if I can help it.
I always felt the story of the Little Mermaid was so sad. It was my favorite movie but Ariel had a lot of issues. There was a lot of self loathing in that little girl. Why couldn't she find a good merman, why did she think everything would be better on land, that they would understand and not reprimand thier daughters? It's because she wasn't loving herself in all her.
@zsazsa6: Mom Snowman HATED that movie. While she never forbid me to watch it, because to be quite on honest is was my most favorite movie when was a kid (next to all the Godzilla movies), I remember a lot of lectures that started with, "Okay sweetie, don't ever give up your entire life just to be with a guy." My best friend and I watched it a few years ago and we were actually stunned at how messed up Ariel is. I mean, she's only 16 and she's already giving up everything to get with some dude. Also, Ursula calls her a tramp at one point.
While I never had a Princess magazine cover up on my wall, I did write a magazine in first grade called "Massage Magazine." It was about how to give massages. It was one page long and basically said "don't rub someone's actual spine while giving a massage."
Aaaaaaggghhh!!!!! I am equipped to deal with Barbie (I'm telling my girl she's a drag queen), but there will never, ever, ever be any of this crap in my house ever no fucking way.
I don't get it. Who was even the intended audience here? Six-year-old girls don't go looking for badly done satire of ladymag covers when they go to Target with Mom to pick out stuff to hang up in their rooms.
All hope is not lost. They could do some hard-hitting exposes:
Breaking: Princess Style has uncovered exclusive photographs which seem to suggest that Sleeping Beauty died old, alone, & comatose. In other words, Prince Charming's not coming for you either, so try to get a life, mmmkay?
@Notes from the underwhelmed: I had a copy of the Declaration of Independence on my wall and posters of Rosie the Riveter, Kirby Puckett, and Dominique Dawes.
@Notes from the underwhelmed: My daughter has pictures of dogs on her wall. Lots of dogs. And a poster of Nick Swisher from when he used to play for the A's. He's holding a dog.
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Uhhh, take that, princess magazines! Ummm...
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But then, I'm the kind of girl who has an "ironic" pair of Pokemon pyjamas.
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"Cross Dressing: The key is strategically placed socks!"
"Workplace Romances"
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I am equipped to deal with Barbie (I'm telling my girl she's a drag queen), but there will never, ever, ever be any of this crap in my house ever no fucking way.
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Breaking: Princess Style has uncovered exclusive photographs which seem to suggest that Sleeping Beauty died old, alone, & comatose. In other words, Prince Charming's not coming for you either, so try to get a life, mmmkay?
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Help! I Kissed A Frog And I Like It!
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[www.donnellycolt.com]
and another reading "Uppity Women Unite!" with a bunch of fists on it.
That is why I grew up to ROCK.
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I grew up to sort of rock.
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She rocks out.