does anyone else see the irony in joan rivers dating a guy who started a magazine dedicated to "the world's most beautiful natural women"? anybody else but me?
Is this Katie Price thing like that time that tabloid tried to instigate some foreigners to say that they would maybe kidnap Victoria Beckham just so they could have a story to run about Victoria Beckham's attempted kidnapping by Muslim men? Because I don't believe for one second that any person, even Viggo Mortenson in Eastern Promises, is buying what Katie Price is selling. And she's already giving all that away for free, shit.
@ampersandparade: That was the first thing I thought of too. Strangely the police never found the mysterious Muslim kidnappers. I wager these pesky Russians will remain at large too.
@ampersandparade: That was the first thing I thought of too. Strangely the police never found the mysterious Muslim kidnappers. I wager these pesky Russians will remain at large too.
So, (allegedly) cheating on a spouse, giving an interview to a tabloid bashing the mother of his children, telling a girl that he is breaking up with his current girlfriend to be with her when he had no intention of doing so, and lying to his current girlfriend about said girl makes one an impressive, good person? And here I've been following the golden rule like a sucker.
They didn't quote the rest of Kelly Bensimon's statement, where she indicated she meant the feather kind of Indian, not the dot kind, and YES all the models featuring her designs will be blonde, obviously. She finished by saying "HOW!" and making a faux-Apache-war-cry with her hand over her mouth.
Also, Gilt looks pretty cool. Anyone want to hit me up with an invite?
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I had noooo clue that Mila Kunis and Macaulay Culkin were together. Where have I been for 7 years....
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(1) Um..
(2) Still working on this one.
(3) I'll get back to you.
(4) Chocolate milkshake flavored semen (hey, it's a theory).
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The idea of Jack Daniels and Tab makes me gag. I think I'd almost rather have semen.
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I'm going to a super duper white-trash bar tomorrow night and I'm totally ordering one and thinking about the eight babies I could have.
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Also, Gilt looks pretty cool. Anyone want to hit me up with an invite?
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[www.giltgroupe.com]
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