The "No Diet Diet": If It's Not A Diet, Why Do They Have To Write About…

Might I direct your attention-and-subsequent-inattention to a stubborn meme that Needs to Die Now? It's the "no-diet diet." (Oxymoronic, and moronic!) I don't feel like searching through the archive of Cover Lies to prove that the "no diet diet," which is basically the same as the "French Woman Don't Get Fat Diet" (and… » 5/13/08 6:20pm 5/13/08 6:20pm

Eating Disorders Can Turn You Into An Alcoholic. Is That So Bad?

Why will an anorexic tormented by the prospect of eating a single grape gladly knock back a few glasses of wine? The New York Times pondered the dilemma of "drunkorexia" this weekend and came up generally with the answer: because it makes you drunk, duh, and drunkenness cures everything, including most of the brain… » 3/03/08 1:30pm 3/03/08 1:30pm

Thin May Be In But Fat's More Fun

A new study out of Japan has found that outgoing people tend to be overweight, while "anxious types" are more likely to be thin, reports Reuters. In a survey of more than 30,000 Japanese people, Tohoku University researchers found that extroverted men and women are nearly twice as likely to be obese. Introverts were… » 1/22/08 1:20pm 1/22/08 1:20pm

The Skinny Bitches Behind Skinny Bitch Are Back

The women who brought you vegan diet book Skinny Bitch are back, with brand new bullshit! Skinny Bitch In The Kitch has "kick-ass" recipes "for hungry girls who want to stop cooking crap and start looking hot!" (What do they have for hungry girls who feel stabby?) The authors, one of whom is a former model (the other was a … » 12/12/07 10:30am 12/12/07 10:30am

Nothing Is More Boring Than Your Diet

Know how you know it's a slow news day? Yeah, when you read this post because everything on the internet is FUCKING BORING today. Anyway, keep in mind I'm operating under the assumption that we all agree that dieters are annoying, but dieters who write stories about their food diaries and how much they are suffffering… » 10/30/07 1:30pm 10/30/07 1:30pm

Even 95-Pound Women Have Fat Parts They Want Lipo'ed. Like Toes!

Dear Readers: yesterday I failed you. I critiqued Page Six Magazine without so much as reading the cover-touted "Size Zero Sucks: The New Liposuction For Skinny Women." I didn't read it because I was pretty sure I'd read about this new rash of 95-pound women getting express-line liposuction in the the past six months in, … » 10/16/07 1:00pm 10/16/07 1:00pm

Can Poverty Make You Thin? Yes! But Not Unless You Follow Our Rules...

A new and obvious story out of the U.K. today warns us that "just running errands and cleaning the house and going about your business as usual" is NOT enough to make you thin. But another story in the Times indicates that the whole errands/living everyday life thing is totally making people thin in Cuba! The difference… » 10/09/07 11:30am 10/09/07 11:30am

What Not To Wear (If You're Fat)

The Mirror has a list of tips on what to wear if you feel you're thin and want to "dress yourself curvy." "Many skinny women don't feel sexy, they feel gawky or boyish." Oh really? Boo-hoo. (Guess what "curvy" women feel like? Shrek!) "Being tall and thin there is a long list of clothes that you can wear," the story continues, … » 8/21/07 2:30pm 8/21/07 2:30pm

Bitching About The Skinny Bitches Behind 'Skinny Bitch'

The New York Times reports today that there are an eye-popping 245,000 copies of Posh Spice's favorite work of literature, Skinny Bitch, in print. We are sooooooooooooooo sick of hearing about Skinny Bitch. It's so brutally honest! And vegan! And the authors are so pretty! And "funny"! Look how funny they are! And » 8/01/07 12:30pm 8/01/07 12:30pm

Nicole Richie, Kate Moss Et. Al. Possibly Total Fatties On The Inside

Turns out celebri-skinnies can be both ugly and fat on the inside! British researchers are reporting that outwardly-thin people may have more fat deposits inside their bodies — particularly around vulnerable organs like the liver or pancreas — than their visibly-overweight counterparts. For over a decade, Dr. Jimmy… » 5/10/07 6:02pm 5/10/07 6:02pm