@RitaCamill: What, you don't want to smell like BLAAAAAAKE? Every morning I wake up and rub cigarette butts and cotton balls soaked in whiskey on my pulse points in the hopes of achieving eau de Winehouse.
Girls! Pick a Twilight Team! Would you rather be stalked by a creepy vampire who, with your knowledge or consent, watches you while you sleep, or be kissed by a werewolf after you've already told him no, because no secretly means yes? Both are SO INCREDIBLY ROMANTIC.
@CurtCole: I don't know what your problem is! He wasn't in love with the infant, he was just felt an instant, incredibly strong connection to her and is destined to marry her when he grows up. NOTHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT.
@Annabellie: I don't get the team-picking thing in general. Aren't you supposed to do that with stuff like Jen and Angie, where it could potentially go either way? The books are over (thank god), she picked Edward, and who cares. I'm not about to go placing bets on the 2007 World Series, you know?
Wow, does anyone remember when Jessica Biel used to model for L'Oreal back in the day? She was the "face" of the now-defunct "Open" brand of drugstore box home haircoloring kits, and their old "Pure Zone" skincare line for teens or something. Man I feel old. This was during the Pre-Beyonce days when their main model seemed to Laetitia Casta. J Lo and Jessica Alba used to model for them too!!!
With God as my witness, I had not the vaguest idea that Azzedine Alaïa is a dude. I'd just seen the name a few times here and there, and I was like "that's a pretty name."
I think this wins me some sort of cultural insensitivity award. I am sorry, guys.
I love this quote from the Agent Provocateur guy: "I don't buy into all this brand-identity bollocks - the Gucci lifestyle, the Prada lifestyle. What does that mean? That you're a rich, bored idiot with no soul? It's just emperor's new clothes bullshit."
And I was right there with him up 'til the point where he started talking about how his own brand is about "an attitude" and "empowerment." Give me a break.
Also, I am probably insane, but I kinda thought Biel was already a spokesperson for Revlonf, but obviously not. Was she doing a campaign for some other cosmetic company?
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Team George Hamilton!
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@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Team Willem Dafoe!
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@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Team Gary Oldman! Hey-YO!
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@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Team Gerard Butler!
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@CurtCole: I think this is what you mean when you say "Team Gary Oldman."
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@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Team Klaus Kinski!
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@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Klaus Kinski never gets the love.
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*sigh* Images still not working. (Although I see from the other "team members" that I am the problem.)
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I think this wins me some sort of cultural insensitivity award. I am sorry, guys.
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And I was right there with him up 'til the point where he started talking about how his own brand is about "an attitude" and "empowerment." Give me a break.
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Also, I am probably insane, but I kinda thought Biel was already a spokesperson for Revlonf, but obviously not. Was she doing a campaign for some other cosmetic company?