Jezebel: size queens

Cocksure

Intern Katy — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 09:20:00 EST

Thanks to the tipster who sent in this Durex ruler from Trinidad & Tobago, which charts "erected penis" length by ethnicity/race. Apparently, these were given out as party favors at Carnival. Click for larger image.

"Would You Ever Date A Mentally Retarded Person?"

Tracie — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 19:00:00 EDT

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the "advice" column in which we attempt to solve everyone's problems with an herbal remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, Rich, along with Top Model alum Amy neé Amis, helps me answer questions about cocaine, girl fights, and anal sex. Got a burning question? Send it to potpsych@jezebel.com. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

Would You Ever Date A Mentally Retarded Person? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

The Long And The Short Of It

Tracie — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:20:00 EDT

Supposedly, this is a chart that marks women's penis size preference, in girth and length. According to this, some women find dicks 7.5" in circumference enjoyable. 7.5" inches is mad large, yo. Either those women don't have a good grip on measurements or they find something like stumping to be enjoyable. (Click image to view full chart.) [Buzzfeed]