Professional Kardashian Best Friend/Dash Doll Malika Haqq Arrested For DUI
The first thing I thought when I saw this news was, “MALIKA NO!!!” Because in my mind—the place where I store lengthy, imagined narratives about celebrities that I like to believe are entirely accurate—the Haqq sisters are Khloé’s last remaining connection to the normal world. They’re not around to make headlines,…
This Week In Tabloids: Leo Breaks the Pussy Posse's Golden Rule By Getting Engaged
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to our new magazine store, ask for the tabloids, get told they’re “not in yet,” take the train FOUR STOPS to the better, bigger, more reliable magazine store, buy the tabloids, take the train FOUR STOPS to get back to the office, read them while walking, and nearly get hit by a…
Is Polygamy the New Gay Marriage? This Polygamist Thinks So.
If gay marriage is really about legal rights and the government staying out of people's bedrooms, then why can't the same idea apply to polygamist unions? That's what Kody Brown, star of TLC's Sister Wives, presented in his case challenging Utah's ban on polygamy. The state is also struggling to reaching a unanimous…
Justin Bieber Is Smoking Pot, Acting Out, Not Reaching Potential
Some mole over in Justin Bieber's camp say that the B33bz is pissing off his record label and his assorted grown-up servants by being a lazy, ungrateful little stoner, just like—wait for it—an eighteen-year-old boy. Truly shocking. My monocle just fell plumb off my face.
There is no better way to deal with…Katy Perry Taking Showbiz Hiatus to Slather Vaseline on Raw, Sensitive Cockles of Heart
Katy Perry — now dating
Ghostbuster Dan
Florence + The Machine guitarist Robert Aykroyd — is taking a break from showbiz after her doc Katy Perry: Part Of Me is released, in order to let her heart and/or cupcake boobs heal after Aldous Snow poured Malibu rum all over them and devoured them en flambé. If she spends…
Why Sister Wives Hasn't Resulted in a Polygamy Conviction
Sister Wives, that show on TLC (The Learning Channel — where America goes to gawk at weirdos) that features a constantly grinning blonde man and his four wives who live in Utah with there eleventeen kids, features a family blatantly breaking the law. On television. So why hasn't anyone had to pay a fine or go to jail?
Utah Prosecutor Wants a Timeout in His Legal Game of Freeze Tag with the Sister Wives Family
Just when Kody Brown and his four lovely wives Meri, Janelle, Christine, and Robyn were all set to become the civil rights champions of alternative lovestyles, Utah County Attorney Jeff Bunham says he's closed his bigamy investigation of TLC's Sister Wives stars. According to the AP, Brown and his family picked up…
The Ladies Of Sister Wives Enjoy Baby-Making, The Kids, Not So Much
On last night's season finale of Sister Wives, Robyn, the newest wife, gave birth to a baby boy, Solomon. Meri, who has been married to Kody the longest, but only has one child, Mariah, was extremely excited about the arrival of a new baby — she bought the unborn kid clothes and insisted that she be called, even in…
Sister Wives' Greatest Fear: Feminists!
On last night's episode of Sister Wives, the Browns visited Tufts University, where they'd been invited to be part of a discussion about their religion and lifestyle. When asked if they were nervous or scared. Christine said she was "imagining an audience full of feminists." OH NO OH MY GOD ANYTHING BUT THAT. She…
Sister Wives Makes The Case Against Brother-Husbands
The four women on Sister Wives have certainly done a lot in terms of showing us how polygamous marriage works, at least as they practice it, and the difficulties inherent in it. They've also made some aspects of having sister-wives look quite appealing. Naturally, this has led to the question for many of us women who…
Sister Wives Does A Kid Swap
Say what you will about all the of the drama that goes on in the Brown Family, but Sister Wives certainly has shown us that—even if it has serious drawbacks—having a sister wife (or wives) would sometimes be pretty awesome. Whether it's sharing the cooking or allowing you some much needed time away from your husband,…
The Real Reason The Dude From Sister Wives Is Polygamous
On last night's episode of Sister Wives, Kody Brown took his four wives to visit his hometown of Lovell, Wyoming. It was his first time going back "openly as a polygamist." He talked about having the "Scarlett P" on his shoulder, and the townsfolk did seem to be pretty judgy. One young woman was upset because she…
3 Out Of 4 Sister Wives Kids Probably Won't Be Polygamous
Last night on Sister Wives, Kody Brown informed his oldest kids that he didn't want them to have "romantic experiences" while they are still in high school. This was before he allowed them to go on a group outing with some kids they'd met at school. Kody also warned his kids that they should not be sexual until they…
Thanks To TLC, Sister Wives Family Finds Acceptance
Apparently being the subject of a TLC show has helped Kody Brown and his family — or at least, that's what they claimed on Good Morning America today. The always-positive Browns claim that the show has made it easier for their kids: "They no longer have to sit there and worry about — my weird family — their friends…
Sister Wives Stars Are Your New Civil Rights Heroes
Kody Brown and his family — the stars of the TLC series Sister Wives — plan to file a lawsuit challenging Utah's bigamy law. Kody has four "wives": Meri, Janelle, Christine and Robyn. But he's only legally married to Meri — the other weddings were religious ceremonies, and polygamy is part of The Browns' religious…

