Happy birthday to Susan Janet Ballion, whose 54th birthday kicks off the weekend. (It's also Rachel Carson's birthday, but I couldn't find a fun dancey video for Silent Spring.) Raise your glass or bottle or boda bag and throw one back for the birthday girls.
- Teri Hatcher replaces the Olsens as the chief endorser of scary-big overwrought dresses. Can she go back to selling phone service or whatever? She was so convincing in that role. [WWD, sub req'd]
- Siouxsie Sioux is "collaborating" (so sick of this word) on a limited edition T-shirt line. With Urban Outfitters.…