Fountains Of Youth

[Singapore, June 25. Image via Getty]

[Singapore, June 25. Image via Getty]

• Sales of Wallace and Gromit's favorite cheese, Wensleydale, have given British dairies a much needed boost. •
Singapore has unveiled some new ads raising awareness for verbal domestic abuse with some freaky imagery. The ads feature enraged men with fists coming out of their mouths and punching/grabbing-at distressed-looking women. The ads are certainly explicit with their message, and the eerie supernatural feeling definitely…
At a lingerie fashion show in Singapore yesterday, one designer showed a thong emblazoned with 518 diamonds and 27 gold tassels. Let me tell you a little something about my vagina: It's really classy, you see, but that doesn't mean it wants diamonds or gold tassels anywhere near it. [Reuters]
What would Jesus do? Not slather himself in body cream, clearly. Singapore has halted sales of a cosmetics line with the motto "Looking Good for Jesus" and products that claim to "redeem your reputation and more." (The body cream in question, incidentally, is called "Get Tight With Jesus Body Cream.") "These products…
Tan Wen Zhong, 21, a Singapore national serviceman, walked into an elevator early one morning wearing only a pink bikini. He will spend a day in jail and pay a $7,529 fine for "outraging the modesty" of the woman who shared the elevator with him and also for "fraudulent possession of women's underwear." Police found…