<![CDATA[Jezebel: sincere sexy reds]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: sincere sexy reds]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/sinceresexyreds http://jezebel.com/tag/sinceresexyreds <![CDATA[Crowned: The Sincere Sexy Reds Choke During Show Finale]]> Between Laura's freakouts and temper tantrums and Patty's puking and love of hamburger meat, the Sincere Sexy Reds are easily the break-out stars of Crowned. They were consistent in their performances during challenges for the whole season — whether it was choreographed aerobic routines or singing at a pitch that only canines could hear — which made them a favorite of the judges. So it was kind of surprising that the Type-A pair totally choked under the pressure of the final competition, coming in fourth place last night. Clip above.

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<![CDATA[Crowned: Sincere Sexy Reds Get Raw Over Uncooked Chicken]]>
The Sincere Sexy Reds on Crowned are endlessly fascinating. They sing! They dance! They insult! Mama loves her hamburger meat! So maybe that's why she didn't know how to prepare raw chicken when her daughter Laura asked her to make her something to eat. When Laura rudely criticized her mom for not knowing how to turn on an oven — even though Laura herself didn't know how to do so — we finally saw Mama Patty's Southern charm dissolve as she gave her daughter the talking to she deserved. (Loved when she pulled her lip gloss out of her cleavage when she was done. )But despite any turmoil in the house, or between each other, the SSRs always manage to turn it out during show time, winning this week's talent competition.

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