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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    11/17/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Dude, the sauna is not for shaving. I'd be offended too. We need like, Finns policing sauna etiquette everywhere. #beat
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    Image of andromache andromache
    11/17/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    is there any way to shave a pussy without being naked? #beat
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/17/09

    @andromache: I guess you could wear a long-sleeved hoodie, but that seems awkward. #beat
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    11/17/09

    @andromache: Leg warmers? But the falling hairs would get stuck in them. #beat
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    11/17/09

    @yvanehtnioj: The laughter, it hurts! Hearted. #beat
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    that pic of Coco is all shades of crazy!!! her breasts look like they're hard as rocks! #beat
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    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Well you can't shave it fully clothed. #beat
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    "Benounced" is not a word. #beat
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    11/16/09

    @Lolita Hazed: Benounced, n. To un-announce something, to nullify the existence of information.

    Example: "The benouncement of Katy Perry ended sexism and brought peace to the Middle East." #beat
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    Meglantine promoted this comment FroderickFronkensteen was starred FroderickFronkensteen was unstarred
    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    11/16/09

    @Lolita Hazed: so bad. #beat
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    Sorry Ms Stanger, I have seen every single woman I've ever dated touch money, and it didn't make a single one of them any less feminine. #beat
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    Image of ExtensionOfBob ExtensionOfBob
    11/16/09

    @whats_in_a_name: But did it make them more masculine? Did you find your women morphing into a third sex in your psyche? Fully woman and yet fully man... #beat
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    whats_in_a_name promoted this comment ExtensionOfBob was starred ExtensionOfBob was unstarred
    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    11/16/09

    @ExtensionOfBob: Nope, oddly enough they remained exactly as they were before with the exception of having either more or less money in their pocket. #beat
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/16/09

    In reply to Catching Up With The Real Housewives Of New Jersey
    at first I thought Coco's KNEES were her BOOBIES and I was very afraid. #beat
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    Image of Notes from the underwhelmed Notes from the underwhelmed
    08/06/09

    In reply to Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
    Also, in his book, Tony Curtis revealed that he actually had the same measurements as Marilyn Monroe.
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    08/06/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: But what size was he?
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    08/06/09

    @Notes from the underwhelmed: Was that the chapter after he admitted to being Spartacus?
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    08/06/09

    In reply to Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
    Also, bender (n) and bent (adj) = male homosexual (slang, pejorative). Well known (in the UK) but not commonly used. The more you know!
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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    08/07/09

    @Plum-Pie: I've heard this about Leo from a friend in NYC who allegedly saw him at some very gay bars...
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    Image of CircleSquare CircleSquare
    08/07/09

    @Plum-Pie: I have a fairly strong feeling that a "mad bender" is a big night on the town, in The Sun's lexicon at least....
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    08/07/09

    I AM British.
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    Edited by Plum-Pie at 08/07/09 2:33 PM Plum-Pie was starred Plum-Pie was unstarred
    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    08/06/09

    In reply to Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
    co op
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    08/06/09

    @NewsBunny: Sorry, I was searching on the page and entered info in the wrong box.
    Carry on.
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    Image of Lazy Line Painter Jane Lazy Line Painter Jane
    08/06/09

    In reply to Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
    When I read the first part of that jennifer anniston quote "My friends love coming over [to my house], because they get fed" I was like, aww isn't that nice. Stars they'e just like us! But then I got to "says her personal chef" and my heart sunk.
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    Image of trikota trikota
    08/06/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: It was pretty hilarious!
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    08/06/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: Yes, it's easy to run the best restaurant in town when you employ a chef.
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    Image of Highsmith Highsmith
    08/06/09

    In reply to Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
    "Dr." Phil is always guilty in my book. I loathe that toad.
    He isnt' even a doctor.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    08/06/09

    @Highsmith: Just the fact that he was treating his intern is weird.
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    Image of squeakel squeakel
    08/06/09

    In reply to Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
    That Dr. Phil lady is the same one who's been making accusations for like ten years. I don't know why the National Enquirer is making it news again. It's a very, very old story.
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    Image of Lazy Line Painter Jane Lazy Line Painter Jane
    08/06/09

    In reply to Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
    What was that man doing in the dumpster anyway? I've read quotes from lots of celebs bemoaning that paparazzi and tabloid reporters steal their garbage. Something seems fishy about this guy.
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    Plum-Pie promoted this comment Lazy Line Painter Jane was starred Lazy Line Painter Jane was unstarred
    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    08/06/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: Looking for a pipe?

    Actually the UK press are well-known for accepting stuff found in bins. A few years ago there was a garbage collector who was on the payroll of several mags and used to look for stuff especially for them. Gutter press, indeed.
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    Edited by Plum-Pie at 08/06/09 7:37 PM Plum-Pie was starred Plum-Pie was unstarred
    Image of jeska jeska
    08/06/09

    In reply to Winehouse Wedding Album Found In Dumpster; Dr. Phil Accused Of Molesting A Patient
    I really hate Kid Rock as a man and a musician, but I keep reading all these nice things he does with his money and it's leaving me very conflicted.
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