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    Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street

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    Image of BuffySummers BuffySummers
    12/09/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    "I will be leaving my wife and kids ALL ALONE at our house which is located at, well you know, it's been on TV, and I will be gone for exactly THREE DAYS. For the record, though, I have absolutely no idea what you will do with this information. Toodles! blahblahblah unnecessary French phrase" -Simon
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment BuffySummers was starred BuffySummers was unstarred
    Image of jillpole jillpole
    12/09/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    Okay, am I the only one who will use the love of Dane Cook as an automatic date killer?
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    Image of lemonsquares lemonsquares
    12/09/09

    @jillpole: Dealbreaker!
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    12/09/09

    @jillpole: Dealbreaker. That, and a love for Nickelback. Just no.
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    Image of staryberry staryberry
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    No machete or dildo is needed for the couples division. In what other sport do you strap knives to your feet and then ask a person to balance you upside down on his elbows while traveling 20 miles per hour? That's sounds more like MTV's Jackass than the Winter Olympics.
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    sigh....this friday I take the final of all finals. and this twat gets to go to Australia. Not fair :(
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    Edited by dirtybee at 12/08/09 9:45 PM dirtybee was starred dirtybee was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    Hi Dane,

    How are you? I haven't seen you much since you stopped working at the video store down the street and got famous and everything. You know, if somebody told me that the guy who checked out my video rentals would become a famous comedian, I don't think I would have believed them. In fact, I still kinda don't. Basically, what I am trying to say is that you aren't funny. Whoever told you that you were was sadly mistaken. My guess is (s)he confused "humor" with "pain" or "torture" or "suffering." It is an easy mistake. One that I have made many times. I mean, I used to think "Dracula Dead and Loving" was hilarious. But you probably knew that as you most likely were at the counter when I rented it.

    Sincerely,
    Sputnik
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    Image of chxation chxation
    12/08/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: HA! But take back what you said about Dracula Dead and Loving It.
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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    Why is Brody Jenner?
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    lafleur promoted this comment Alohamaid was starred Alohamaid was unstarred
    Image of zayante zayante
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    I just realized that I can't remember a single song Jessica Simpson ever sang. Now if only the Backstreet Boys would disappear into the abyss of my brain... (Dolly Parton will love on forever in my heart though.)
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    LBB promoted this comment zayante was starred zayante was unstarred
    Image of LBB LBB
    12/08/09

    @zayante: I remember her cover of "Take My Breath Away". I wish I didn't.
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    Image of LizzieBennet-Darcy LizzieBennet-Darcy
    12/09/09

    @LBB: Didn't she butcher Robbie William's "Angels"?
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. promoted this comment LizzieBennet-Darcy was starred LizzieBennet-Darcy was unstarred
    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    12/09/09

    @LizzieBennet-Darcy: Yes, yes she did. And it was awful.
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    Image of Bitingpika Bitingpika
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    I'm with Paul Sheer. My dad had a heart attack over the holidays years ago, and we didn't one lousy song out of it.

    (He's okay.)
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Bitingpika was starred Bitingpika was unstarred
    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    Dane, that arrow would be going down the toilet...like your career.
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    Image of sableized (sister europe) sableized (sister europe)
    12/08/09

    @GreyCat: ZING!
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    Image of itsonreserve itsonreserve
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    Can I be honest? I've unfollowed Rainn Wilson and stopped watching his interviews. Something about him seems like a smug asshole, and I've preferred to think Dwight is existing in his own special world
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    bitingfairy promoted this comment itsonreserve was starred itsonreserve was unstarred
    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    12/08/09

    @itsonreserve: I'm deeply disappointed by his tweets. I keep meaning to unfollow him. He should tweet only as Dwight.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    Do I have to have a twitter account to follow people? I just want to follow Thomas Lennon and everyone from The State.
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    LBB promoted this comment ytuhermanotambien was starred ytuhermanotambien was unstarred
    Image of LBB LBB
    12/08/09

    @ytuhermanotambien: You can just bookmark their Twitter pages...
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    Image of AnnieSaBu AnnieSaBu
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    Funnily enough, shit takes a shit in the shape of Dane Cook.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment AnnieSaBu was starred AnnieSaBu was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    12/08/09

    @AnnieSaBu: Thanks to you, I have fruit loops and milk all over my flash cards.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    12/08/09

    @AnnieSaBu: Fucking A. You win, Annie SaBu.
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    Image of Nun Shall Pass Nun Shall Pass
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    I have to say, when Twitter first started getting popular, I was quite incredulous and thought the idea was pretty stupid. What could you possibly say, in so little space, that could be clever, or funny, or insightful?

    Way to prove me wrong, people. Some of these Tweets are getting to be pretty quotable. I predict some day in the future, books of Tweets will be compiled. I'm not sure if that's a good thing, but....
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    boobookitteh promoted this comment Nun Shall Pass was starred Nun Shall Pass was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    Paul Scheer, I love you.

    Who else watches The League? GENIUS. Nick Kroll, oh the things I would do to you.
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    Image of boss_lady boss_lady
    12/08/09

    @ElleL: He words funny things so eloquently that I also love him.
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    Image of k122n k122n
    12/08/09

    @ElleL: any show with a character named taco gets my vote. plus, it's a good come-down from always sunny, which is nice.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/08/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Has Some Trenchant Observations About Sesame Street
    So true, Thomas Lennon. So true.
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