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    Image of ClockOnTheStove ClockOnTheStove
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    Stocking stuffer for Russell Brand!!!1
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    Aw, Russell Brand's a cat person!

    And DEAR GOD Simon Pegg is super awesome! But, we already knew that.
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    Edited by MargaretMoony at 12/07/09 9:13 PM MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/07/09

    @MargaretMoony: This may explain Katy Perry's inordinate amount of leopard-print clothing.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/07/09

    @PaigeTurner: .....EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. You just reminded me of a scene from a story I just read. So, guy gets a tape from ex sorta girl friend where she strips (off her leapard-print clothing), meows, and touches herself to swing music.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    12/07/09

    @MargaretMoony: That BEGS the question: what are you reading?!
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    Image of toastandlove toastandlove
    12/07/09

    @MargaretMoony: I read a profile on him in which he shares with the interviewer that since he's been on the road, his cat has been mad at him. So he was leaving cat treats around and trying to win the cat back. It was kind of adorbs.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/08/09

    @toastandlove: Aw, that's the kinda guy I can get behind.
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    MargaretMoony was starred MargaretMoony was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    wants to be married to Simon Pegg.

    (and Hugh Laurie, Hugh Grant, Lee Pace etc etc)

    i hate myself for reading these twatter threads, by the way.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    Stumbling on stage keeps you humble? Funny, I would think that it was not knowing what the Bush Doctrine or the names of the newspapers you read are that keeps you humble. Guess that's why I was never a VP candidate.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    House Wives Anecdote. This morning my boss (a Chief Merchandising Officer) was leading a meeting and when someone was late he said "you're tarty to the party" and proceeded to talk about how much he loves The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

    Color me shocked.
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    Image of Cytochromeo Cytochromeo
    12/08/09

    @Penny: Wait a second. Did he say "tarty" as in, kinda slutty, or "tardy" as in late? Not trying to correct you but the former would make it funnier coming from a boss
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    Penny promoted this comment Cytochromeo was starred Cytochromeo was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    12/08/09

    @Cytochromeo: LOL yes he said tardy, my bad!
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    So what happens when Low Battery sexts you for a Golden Shower, Mayer? Does that mean your Shower Head needs a changing? Cheat FAIL.
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    Image of Good Cop Baby Cop Good Cop Baby Cop
    12/07/09

    @ElleL: "...until the moment your girlfriend walks in with your phone and asks who Low Battery is and why they want you inside them again."
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    ElleL promoted this comment Good Cop Baby Cop was starred Good Cop Baby Cop was unstarred
    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/07/09

    @Good Cop Baby Cop: "Oh honey, that was just the batter charger, reminding me to charge."
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    John Mayer, you may be a jerk, but damn you're a genius.
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    Image of bluewine bluewine
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    Ha, Russell Brand's tweet is the perfect companion to his quote from the dirt bag this morning.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    I was raised in the tribe, so forgive my ignorance but, you water a Christmas tree? I haven't felt this much like "Cid the Yid" since I lived in Chicago and thought I missed some sort of performance art piece when I saw multitudes of people with black smudges on their forehead. "It's called Ash Wednesday TransFat." Oy!
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    12/07/09

    @TransFat: Yup, it helps prevent the pine needles from falling off.
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    Image of RipCurl RipCurl
    12/07/09

    @TransFat: If it makes you feel any better, you only water the live trees ;-) The artificial ones are best left dry.
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    Wit is periodically disensouled promoted this comment Edited by RipCurl at 12/07/09 8:32 PM RipCurl was starred RipCurl was unstarred
    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    12/07/09

    @TransFat: Yep, real (as opposed to artificial) trees go in a stand that has a reservoir of water in the middle. The tree drinks the water through the trunk and that keeps it alive through the Christmas season. That's why they last the whole month of December rather than drying up and dropping all their needles within a couple of days.
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    12/07/09

    @TransFat: Interestingly enough, I was just paid almost enough money to buy a jar of peanut butter to write an article on exactly this. Yes! You keep them watered so they don't dry out and become more flammable than they already are. Plus, they keep the needles longer if the tree is kept in water. Putting a few drops of bleach in the water is supposedly helpful as well.

    My construction paper Christmas tree my former students made from hand cut-outs 9 years ago does not need water, and only requires a piece of scotch tape to stick it to the wall.
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    Image of itsonreserve itsonreserve
    12/07/09

    @TransFat: If you don't it can catch on fire! Every year the news has a story about the danger of a dry Christmas tree.
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    TransFat promoted this comment itsonreserve was starred itsonreserve was unstarred
    Image of TransFat TransFat
    12/07/09

    @itsonreserve: @Chamalla,barren crone: @evility: @ElleL: @RipCurl: @Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): @Chamalla,barren crone: Haha, I mean this is all very obvious I guess I just never thought about it. This just proves I need more Christmas in my life!
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    12/07/09

    @TransFat: Apparently, Emmy Rossum is also from the tribe. But has Christmas trees...
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    If her stupidity embarrasses her as much as tripping, Sarah Palin must be the most humble person alive.
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    Image of RipCurl RipCurl
    12/07/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: If only her next tweet was "I just read my last tweet and realized how stupid it was. I'm so embarrassed! Henceforth, I resolve to use spaces and words instead of homophone digits."
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment RipCurl was starred RipCurl was unstarred
    Image of maladroite maladroite
    12/07/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: What about a psychological tripping in front of the world?
    Her 2008 campaign: An embarrassment equivalent to 100,000 trips on stage.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment maladroite was starred maladroite was unstarred
    Image of logruszed logruszed
    12/07/09

    In reply to Katy Perry Invites Herself To Real Housewives Dinner; John Mayer Teaches Phone Cheating 101
    I liked Scrubs, but really don't like Zach in anything else. But being a pilot is really neato!
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    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    12/07/09

    @logruszed: Did you see the new Scrubs. (Scrubs Med School?) It's horrible. HORRIBLE!

    Sorry, I'll keep it down now.
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    logruszed promoted this comment Working-for-the-weekend was starred Working-for-the-weekend was unstarred
    Image of logruszed logruszed
    12/07/09

    @Working-for-the-weekend: That makes no sense neither Turk nor J.D. are M.D.PhDs.
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    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    12/08/09

    @logruszed: I don't think you need to be an MD/PhD to teach in Med school. But it makes no sense since neither of them have been doctors very long. Also it makes no sense that all of the same people just so happen to work at them med school which was conveniently relocated.

    Oh and I guess either it is closer to where JD moved or he just abandoned his kid when his new wife got preggers. Plot holes all over the place!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    Wait, Pete Wentz was at an American Eagle party? Sigh, I long for the day when rock stars drove cars into pools and bit the heads off live animals. Partying at a mall store just doesn't have the same je ne sais quoi.
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    Image of girlface girlface
    11/18/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: You are right and yet does anyone in their right mind consider Pete Wentz a rock star? Whatever he says, Fall Out Boy has a heavy dose of pop in it.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/19/09

    @girlface: I think the only person that considers Pete Wentz a rock star is Pete Wentz.
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    Image of shady pines, ma shady pines, ma
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    "far niente" in italian means "do nothing". how appropriate.
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    stacyinbean promoted this comment shady pines, ma was starred shady pines, ma was unstarred
    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    Mary Cary, I don't know who you are but PLEASE stop tanning.
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    Image of hughman hughman
    11/18/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan Has A Passion For Producing, Directing, Writing
    yes, kim, calling a product "sh*t" is really endearing to the company. expect boxes of it to fall on you any day now.
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    hughman was starred hughman was unstarred
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