On Christmas Eve, Hova reportedly dropped several boatloads of cash on Birkin bags for his ladylove. I'm so confused. This gesture goes against so much of both artists' catalogs.

[Santa Monica, January 29. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

TV Guide's Sexiest Stars — possibly self-appointed — came to their eponymous party at Hollywood's Sunset Tower Hotel dressed to kill... any beauty or taste in a ten-mile radius.

• Interesting: Chris Brown and Rihanna are "taking a break." They're not calling it a breakup, though.

[Pacific Palisades, CA. February 28. Image via Getty.]

[Beverly Hills, CA, January 10. Image via Getty.]

• Very-pregnant Jennifer Garner and hubby Ben Affleck have been "spotted" entering Cedars-Sinai hospital: please let them dress the baby in a little top hat and "2009" banner! [TMZ]