You Absolutely Will Not Want to Buy the Mitt Romney Book That's Being…

Are you starting to plan ahead about what to get your mom for Mother's Day? Well, here's a suggestion: Don't get her Mitt Romney In His Own Words, a newly-announced collection of Mitt Romney quotes which promises to be the worst gift since Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. The publisher says the… » 3/21/12 10:00pm 3/21/12 10:00pm

Gabby Gifford’s Adorable Husband to Write Even More Adorable Children’s…

Gah. Just when you thought Gabrielle Giffords' loving husband Mark Kelly couldn't be any more perfect—he is an astronaut for Christ's sake—he goes and ups the ante. It's just been announced that he is writing a kids book about a mouse who goes up into space. Commence "aww-ing" sequence now. » 2/20/12 9:45pm 2/20/12 9:45pm