<![CDATA[Jezebel: silly]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: silly]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/silly http://jezebel.com/tag/silly <![CDATA[Mamma Mia, Mamma Muppet]]> Following on the heels of Beaker's "meep" Ode to Joy is this awesome Muppet rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody." Watch for the highlight, Animal's solo. Oh, and the "monstrosity" is pretty good too. [BuzzFeed]

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<![CDATA[But Does It Have The Midas Touch?]]> Has someone you love recently retired from a long and accomplished career of menstruation? Why not recognize her monthly achievements with this tasteful Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award? Warning: do not insert. [Craftzine]

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<![CDATA[Aquarium 1, Cat 0]]> The mighty housecat, her body like a coiled spring, prepares for her next kill. She crouches, she springs, she... well, just watch. [BuzzFeed]

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<![CDATA[Mommy, Where Do Abortions Come From?]]> When a man and a woman love each other very much, but hate babies, a stork comes to the window and they beat it with a broom. Next, birth control: when ladies feed the stork poison and it dies. [BuzzFeed]

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<![CDATA[Gay Nor Good But Great]]> Funny lady Julie Klausner has directed our attention to Mitzi Gaynor, a woman of average talents and fab outfits which naturally translates to variety show super-stardom. This was the trash TV of the '70s!

Here are some clips of classic Mitzi, whom Klausner (lovingly) describes as "Casserole Culture at room temp, with crushed-up Wheat Thins on top:"


Some clips of Mitzi's best work for the PBS special Mitzi Gaynor: Razzle! Dazzle!:

A clip of Gaynor singing which gives hope those of us who have little-to-no singing talents but love to make a hammy entrance:










Neither Gay Nor Misty. Discuss. [All That Klausner]

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<![CDATA[Escaped Dog Delays Flights • FBI Rescues Sex Slaves]]> • A stray poodle delayed at least 8 flights at Boston's Logan Airport for about 20 minutes on Sunday when it frolicked on the tarmac. • A new study has found that women who take flaxseed oil in the last two trimesters of pregnancy increase their risk of giving birth prematurely. • More science: a recent study has found that breast-feeding is not a cause of sagging breasts post-pregnancy. •

• Eight overweight Texan women reported a dismissive attitude from medical workers, small gowns and small blood pressure cuffs as reasons they are ambivalent to going to the doctor's office. • A 73-year-old British man who previously held the world record for most tattoos (he has full-body leopard spots) has moved away from his remote hut on the Scottish coastline because he's getting too old to canoe to the nearest town. • The FBI announced today that a three-day, nationwide operation that began on Thursday freed 47 U.S. teens from forced prostitution and led to the arrests of hundreds of other people. • A Court of Appeals ruling in the UK that allows trial judges to tell jurors that a rape victim delayed reporting a rape because they felt "shame and guilt" may increase the number of rape convictions. • An all-female Dalit community radio station in India has been steadily gaining listeners and praise since the station first opened nearly two weeks ago. • Wanderlust and The Girls' Guide to India are two travel books that are geared towards the female tourist traveling in India. • A female robber has hit three Columbus-area banks in Ohio in the past week, a rare feat particularly for a female thief. •

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<![CDATA[ Time for a kitty break! This chatty cat...]]> Time for a kitty break! This chatty cat is yammering so much that her meows are turning into beeps. Is she singing? Is she communicating with birds? Is she irritated at her owners? Whatever she is going on about, she is causing an internet storm of super-nom-able proportions. Click the image to the right to watch the video. [Shakesville]

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<![CDATA[Ships Ahoy]]> Pop quiz! Two of the September ladymags have photoshoots featuring befrocked women standing in boats moored on dry land. Boats! On land! Is this a symbol of: A) The effects of global warming; B) The fickle nature of fashion, as changing as the sea; C) The simple fact that there are no new ideas? (Click image see both photographs.)







The shot above is from Glamour. Land ho!

This shot is from Bazaar. Heavens, I do believe we've run aground.

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<![CDATA[TGIFart]]> Sometimes we all just need to embrace our inner 12-year-old and giggle about the passing of intestinal gas. Therefore, the newest edition of the Farting Preacher is after the jump. "I'm just wowed enough to do what God says, that's why."


[via BoingBoing]

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<![CDATA[ "Though he and Maas have dated for almost...]]> "Though he and Maas have dated for almost two years, Bertram reportedly did not recognize the severity of his girlfriend's near-chronic dependence on getting out of the house and doing stuff until six months ago, when she insisted the two attend a free outdoor concert in their neighborhood. Since that time, Maas has asked an estimated 11 times to be taken to dinner, 17 times to go grocery shopping, and, on 20 separate occasions, has expressed a desire to go on a meandering walk without a fixed destination, purpose, or time limit." From a poignant Onion article, "Local Girlfriend Always Wants To Do Stuff." What a bitch. [The Onion]

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