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    "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater

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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    This is my favoritest thing right now. So very creative and darkly wonderful.
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    Image of southernbelle southernbelle
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    Would love to hear, "Wait...is she a great big fat person?" Write that shit, and I tell you, I will die a happy woman.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    People will say we're in love.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    the pink lotion bottle is so cute ;o)
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    Now, this kind of thing could get me to the theater.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    just go here. you'll laugh even more.
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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    this is like the billionth time i've gone back to hear this song.
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    Image of Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    It's about damn time! I remember readin about (and listening to) this project a few years back - though I never could figure out why the hell they didn't find a female singer for Clarisse.
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    This musical theatre addict approves, wholeheartedly. DAMN, that's hilarious.
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    Image of chatterboxwriting chatterboxwriting
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    Other possible musical selections for Silence of the Lambs: The Musical:


    "Do You Hear the Lambs Scream?," a haunting melody that begins with a tenor solo and ends with slaughtered lambs all over the stage.

    "From the Bottom of My Well," a jaunty little number about how Catherine Martin is making the best of her existence in that hole in the ground.

    "Clarice," a full ensemble number extolling the virtues of the illustrious Ms. Starling.

    "Murderous Medley" featuring excerpts from "Chianti Canon.


    I know, I know: horribly unfunny. But I love musicals, so it was fun to think about.

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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    04/23/09

    @chatterboxwriting: This popped up online years ago and you could download all of the songs for free. I have a bunch on my ipod. I love them. You'll never look at the movie the same way again. You can hear more of the songs on their myspace page:


    [www.myspace.com]

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    Image of TildeMarks TildeMarks
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    My phrase for the day..."I'd kill you but there's someone at the door."
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    04/23/09

    @TildeMarks: it's illustrates malicious intent but also the need to address social conventions
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    Dudes:



    + Watch video





    This is actually kind of a great song.
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    Image of rocknrollunicorn rocknrollunicorn
    04/23/09

    @Hamsterpants: Amazing! Thanks for the link.
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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    04/23/09

    @Hamsterpants: tram-amp-oline! oh thank you for this.
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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    Oh. My. God. This is why I'm nobody. Because talented muthafuckas like this eclipse me every day.
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    Image of ShanaElmsford ShanaElmsford
    04/23/09

    @Macloserboy: Stuff like this does make you question whether you're living your life to its full potential.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    04/23/09

    @ShanaElmsford: agreed. All I did was finish off a box of kudos snack bars. clearly, i am not made of win ;o(
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    Image of hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE hippichx sez PEACE PLEASE
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    fortunately, i'll be singing this to myself for the rest of the day. as if my co-workers didn't think i was crazy enough.
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    Image of junkyardarts junkyardarts
    04/23/09

    In reply to "Put The F**king Lotion In The Basket" Singlehandedly Revives American Musical Theater
    there is actually a song called "lotion" and damned if i can remember who does it! but the chorus is:


    "it puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again"


    it is sooooo good and disturbing because the beat is really catchy! anyone know who sings it??

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    Image of chatterboxwriting chatterboxwriting
    04/23/09

    @junkyardarts: It's Lotion by Greenskeepers.
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    04/23/09

    @junkyardarts: Dude, look a few posts down - it IS really catchy.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    04/23/09

    @chatterboxwriting: Awefuckingsome. Thank you.
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