Siena's Emanuele Calaiò and Sampdoria's Gaetano Berardi vie for the ball during a Serie A soccer match between Sampdoria and Siena at the Genoa Luigi Ferraris stadium Sunday, Sept. 2, 2012. (AP Photo/Carlo Baroncini)
Poor Britney and Lindsay! Probably the only thing worse than the whole world knowing you're a drunken cokehead slattern, is having a drunken cokehead slattern stand up for you.
Lindsay Lohan may have thought she was hot stuff when she got a "chipped manicure" to give her a rocker-girl chic look, but Sienna Miller is taking this season's black nail trend to a new level. The Factory Girl actress was spotted with a bashed black thumb at New York's JFK airport when she was yapping in the…