The full bit is here:

"The naysayers will say, 'Oh, Jon, the organs don't have thoughts! They can't hatch a plan and get together and execute that plan!' Oh, really, really? They can't organize?"


If you can't see the video, all you really need to see is this:

Glenn Beck's appendix issues? Clearly, it's they're part of one giant plot, with ACORN(s), Van Jones, and Che Guevara trying to bring down the Fox News host through his own internal organs. He would know, of course: Watch him break down the pro-Communism propaganda at Rockerfeller Plaza:

They really need to rename this show "Leaps of Logic with Glenn Beck."


More leaps of logic? When Beck connects his own questions to link Obama and an Oligarchy...only, he forgot the C and the Y.

It's surprising Beck appears in public without his tinfoil hat.

It's even more surprising his show doesn't follow the Colbert Report.

November 5, 2009: The 11/3 Project [Comedy Central]
Beck's "Questions" About Obama Spell "OLIGARH" [sic] [Media Matters]

• A 12-year-old girl who was lost in the Blue Mountains while hiking with her family stayed warm with a flag she found in a vacant cabin. • Female artists in China find it hard to succeed in the male-dominated art world but they have "some of the most innovative work around." • New bills have been introduced to the House and Senate to help combat domestic violence against Native American women. • A nightclub that banned fat women (in their words, "morbidly obese") because they wanted to "protect" their failing business overturned the ban when they realized not letting people into your business is really bad for business. • Meanwhile Fabulous magazine finds that most men are content (link mildly NSFW) with their size 12 significant others (although most women still want to lose weight). • Why are people quick to call a man gay for experimenting with another man while maintaining their hetero status but shrug of straight women's lesbian kisses? • A graphic novel by Katherine Arnoldi called The Amazing True Story of A Teenage Single Mom supports rather than mocks teenage mothers. • With Barbie failing Mattel releases "My Meebas" a plush toy...in a tube...with a LCD screen, or something? You know you are getting old when new toys confuse you.