Studded jean vest/jackets! Poopy-crotched "harem" pants! Sith Lord-inspired hooded tops! There's never a shortage of fug at Urban Outfitters, and April's catalog is no exception. Before we get to the clothes, let's discuss the decapitated young lady on the cover:

The premiere of Shorts, a kids' movie, had a lot of children — plus Leslie Mann — underfoot on its red carpet. But age is no refuge from the blistering sartorial critique of the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly!

A friend and I were talking over the weekend and realized there's one place where, sartorially speaking, guys have it harder: choosing summer clothes. Specifically shorts. As she put it, "your only options are really Dandy, Dork, or Douche."

• We said our final au revoir to Moe [sniff]
• The McCain campaign said it's final goodbye to tasteful commercials with its eminently mockable Paris-Britney one, its new Moses one and it's kicky Spanish language one.
• Watching Gavin walk a mile in Tracie's shoes made for far, far better viewing.
• We tried it out ourselves,…

A Gallup poll from 1955 demonstrated a widespread intolerance for the Bermuda Short. By a margin of 5 to 3, both men and women stated that they were against ladies "parading in shorts," and came down even more harshly on the idea of men sporting them to work. Indeed, 8 out of 10 men declared they would not wear shorts…