Men in Shorts: Who Fucking Cares

It has been forcefully brought to our attention that some of the men who work at the opium den we call Gawker Media do/don't think the other men around them should wear a specific article of clothing. Since #fashion is usually the domain of #women, we thought we'd offer another thought on this whole issue: you do you,… » 9/02/14 10:51pm 9/02/14 10:51pm

Underbutt: Our Best Weapon Against the Bullshit Mythology of Cellulite

Thanks to the ubiquitous cheeky shorts trend, these days, you can't angrily chuck an iPhone without hitting some teen in the exposed buttcheeks. Some naysayers might say that this is Bad because won't somebody think of the intact hymens? or that it's Harmful because what about those of us with buttcheeks we don't wish… » 9/04/13 6:15pm 9/04/13 6:15pm

Bee and PuppyCat Is an Adorable and Hilarious New Animated Series

From creator Natasha Allegri — the very same woman who sang the theme on the gender-bending episode of Adventure Time! — comes Bee and PuppyCat, a new series of animated shorts following the lives of human Bee and puppycat PuppyCat. In the first episode, recently fired Bee rescues puppycat, who is either a puppy or a… » 7/11/13 9:30pm 7/11/13 9:30pm

Wonder Woman Kicks Nazi Ass in New Short Film

Here's a short film starring danish singer Nina Bergman as Wonder Woman. She's kicking the evil Nazi asses of Peter Stormare and Sons Of Anarchy‘s Timothy V. Murphy, and she looks good doing it. Hence the awkward shot of her butt hanging out of her costume. Raise your hand if you'd like to see Captain America in… » 2/28/13 10:30pm 2/28/13 10:30pm

Shorts So Ugly Not Even a Mother Could Love Them

Sometimes when you mix two things that don't naturally go together, you get something magical—like salty caramels or a mule. But sometimes things go terribly wrong, and you end up with a hideous mutant. That is exactly what happened here, with this unholy combination of cargo shorts and a denim waist. (They're so ugly… » 3/23/12 12:40pm 3/23/12 12:40pm

A Faux Nature Documentary About NYC Bodega Cats

Pests or heroes? Dirty health-code violators or heroic defeaters of rodents? Whether you enjoy the felines that reside inside of your neighborhood bodega or abhor the idea of them, bodega cats are here to stay. And if you're unfamiliar with having errant cats invade your local grocery store, enjoy this look inside… » 8/04/11 2:00pm 8/04/11 2:00pm

Elderly Synchronized Swimming Group Will Leave You Covered In Warm…

From Zackary Canepari and Drea Cooper, the duo collectively known as California Is A Place, comes Aquadettes; a charming, 10-minute documentary that tells the story of 75-year-old Margo Bouer and the synchronized swimming group that she has been a part of for over fifteen years. A former nurse, Bouer details the… » 7/26/11 1:40pm 7/26/11 1:40pm

How To Make A Pair Of White Short-Shorts

Okay, so your shorts don't have to be white. You could make them blue, red, yellow, teal, cerulean, seafoam, hyacinth, striped, spotted, dip-dyed, appliquéd with your home-made N*Sync fan art, or printed with a mosaic of stills from Rebecca Black's "Friday." Mine just happen to be white, because something about white… » 6/17/11 6:10pm 6/17/11 6:10pm