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    Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"

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    Image of Antonella Antonella
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    You would think with his brother's very tragic death of a heroin dose so many years ago that Joaquin Phoenix would stay away from drugs. Sadly no. And what's worse, people think he's playing it up like Andy Kaufman with some sort of irnoic person. Sad.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    02/13/09

    @Antonella: I think that whatever genetic or nurture characteristics that acted on River are probably acting on Joaquin. It's too easy for addicts to justify their own addictions as controllable and people who die of an overdose as having been stupid about mixing drugs or dosgaes or whatever. It's just not a reasonable state of mind.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    One of the key features of a Blackberry is the ability to remotely, wirelessly wipe all user data from the device if lost or stolen... Why wouldn't you take advantage of that?
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    Dammit, Dina.
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    Image of HereComesMyBaby HereComesMyBaby
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    Bwah! A girl I know dated Moby. This quote must be a real blow to her. :(
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    Image of JLady JLady
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    Sienna Miller is ShoWest 2009's supporting actress of the year. This summer she'll be in the giant GI Joe flick.


    I read that as "she'll be the giant in the GI Joe flick" and really, I thought that sounded alright.

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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    Also people in a British gossip update, Hugh Grant and Jemima Goldsmith split ages ago. She was last rumoured to be cannoodling(as the British tabloids have it) with Guy Ritchie.
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    Image of chrysaline area chrysaline area
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    Eminem's new song has one of the most foul intro's I have ever heard. I didn't even know radio stations could play that on the radio: "Ooww Ladies and gentlemen

    The moment you've all been waiting for ..

    In this corner : weighing 175 pounds,

    with a record of 17 rapes, 400 assaults, and 4 murders,

    the undisputed, most diabolic villain in the world :

    Slim Shady!"


    I'm so glad everyone paid for this, and he is rewarded for perpetuating (and condoning perpetration) of violence.

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    02/13/09

    @alaynabear: Wow, that is absolutely disgusting. I'm really glad I haven't heard this on the radio yet.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    02/13/09

    @alaynabear: Eminem is one of those Michigan products that makes you ashamed to be from the Great Lakes state. I believe Ted Nugent finally left the state and, hopefully, Eminem has done the same.


    Now if we could just officially revoke all ties to MI and say these guys were from somewhere else. Far, far away.


    I am willing to keep Aretha and Bob Seger.

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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    02/13/09

    @alaynabear: He really is a disgusting human being. I have a 12 year old brother who is all of a sudden going through this Eminem phase and I've been trying like hell to get him to see what a woman-hating creep he is, but to no avail. I'm hoping he'll grow out of it.
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    Image of baraqiel baraqiel
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    I cannot imagine the awesomeness of the Baron-Cohen/Fisher household if Isla is this cool and Sacha is so hilarious.
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    "I realized partying is not what I am anymore." - Tara Reid, on her new sober life.


    And "anymore" is officially coming to an end in 3..2..1....

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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    02/13/09

    @Gretchen says anyone have 4 timpani to spare?:


    Honestly, for her sake, I wish it does not for a good long time.

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    Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was starred Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    02/13/09

    @Gretchen says anyone have 4 timpani to spare?: TARA REID DISAPPEARS FROM CROWDED STREET IN PUFF OF SMOKE!
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    As a long time sufferer of MASSIVE ingrown hair, I applaud Kimora for the laser removal. I had it done on armpits and bikini line, and going to to pool is not a chore anymore.
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    Jennifer Hudson's Fiancee: Don't do it. If you want to be a wrestler, go to a legit training school and work in Japan. You'll provide for your wife better that way.... TRUST ME. WWE will cripple you inside of 3 years.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/13/09

    @Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is proud to be a wre...: He was on "I Love New York"...I don't think reasonable though processes are high on his list of attributes.
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    02/13/09

    @Trashtastic: Now with Zombie Eggs!:


    He was? Oh, then in that case, enjoy your time in another soap opera. And make sure you get a long list of steroids.... the good stuff too. because otherwise you're screwed.


    If this was a reasonable sort I would have told him to do what I told him to do earlier. But in his case i'd just say... get on your wife's health insurance.

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    Image of Wondering Pondering .... Wondering Pondering ....
    02/13/09

    @Trashtastic: Now with Zombie Eggs!: What is so weird is that he graduated from Harvard Law School a few years ago. I guess he has finally found his calling?
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    02/13/09

    @Wondering Pondering Debating:


    It's possible. and if this is what he really wants i'm happy. i just hope he knows what he's getting into.

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    Image of plantainforbrains plantainforbrains
    02/13/09

    @Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is proud to be a wre...: And he's a HARVARD law Grad! Why Wrestling???
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    Image of Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November! Nighthawk (the former Okori Wadsworth) is headed back to DGUSA in November!
    02/13/09

    @plantainforbrains:


    One of my friends who is a wrestler here in the Northeast went to Harvard Medical. Sometimes it's just what you want to do. Bessides...... he might have always had the bug, and just now decided to do it.

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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    Those responsible for repeatedly attempting to remake Audrey Hepburn movies will be first against the wall when the revolution comes.
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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    02/13/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I lurvs you for this
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    02/13/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Have you seen the fuckery that is the Jennifer Love Hewitt vanity project "The Audrey Hepburn Story?" or whatever it was called?
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    02/13/09

    @Fridge Hussy, like Julio Iglesias, just ain't scientific!: Oh god no. Absolutely not. Barf.
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    Image of lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black lucystrawberry: Tier 2 is the new black
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    memo to Joaquin and robert pattinson:


    If you are confused by the shampoo, loofahs, body wash, etc, we understand. we are here to help. call me. I will get in the tub with you and HELP you figure this madness out!!!!! I AM HERE FOR YOU!

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    Image of Fate'sBitch Fate'sBitch
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    Regarding Micheal Stipe: I believe it, as anyone who works in food service can tell you, the wealthy are notorious for inconveniencing the staff without caring and being pretty shitty tippers. In short, rich people usually suck.
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    Image of G Gordon Liddy G Gordon Liddy
    02/13/09

    @katieb: in charge of the war on the poor.: But Michael Stipe is a Georgia boy who is awesome. He's supposed to be pretty down to earth.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    02/13/09

    @G Gordon Liddy: yeah, I so want this not to be true, he seems genuine and caring.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    02/13/09

    @katieb: in charge of the war on the poor.: "Sir might want to avoid the clam chowder..."
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    02/13/09

    In reply to Joaquin Phoenix's Rap: "There Are Dance Songs"
    To be a good parent to your child you never say no? Umm... I know a lot of parents/teachers/nannies/psychologists, etc. who would disagree.
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    Image of devilchyld22 devilchyld22
    02/13/09

    @LaFemme: I agree, I think it would be the opposite. Instead of never saying no, knowing when to say no. It's hard to tell your kids no, but you have too. It's good for them.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    02/13/09

    @LaFemme: My parents are great, and they said no to us all the bloody time!
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    02/13/09

    @LaFemme: Arg, my father likes to believe that he never says no to me, but it's so far from the truth it's practically a fantasy novel. What he doesn't understand is that prior to asking him for something, I prepare a defense and a short monologue. It's as if I am, per se, a defense attorney, pleading to get someone off. He is so dazzled by how hard I worked to prepare myself, he rarely says no. I earn my yes's, as I have all my life. Teaching your kid that if they ask, they shall receive is a slippery slope right into spoiled bratdom.
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    02/13/09

    @LaFemme: The only shitty parents I know are the ones who don't say No to anything.


    They also don't have many friends.

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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    02/13/09

    @devilchyld22: @Fridge Hussy: Bellyache Is The New Caterwaul: This. The kids who NEVER hear the word no and get what they want without question are always the most demanding and obnoxious...
    @EkaterinaBallerina: This is how it worked in my family too, once I was old enough. Even still, if the answer was no, that was it. Luckily I had very reasonable, nice parents who didnt say no for the hell of it, just when it was in my best interest.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    02/13/09

    @LaFemme: Same for me. Sometimes even, if my defense didn't cover all the grounds, he'd ask me for more and have me come back for a follow-up. He's a lawyer, he taught me well. But I completely agree, no's are necessary a lot of the time. My parents also dumped friends who never taught their kids the word.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    02/13/09

    @LaFemme: I think this might be a just part of a transcript of an interview with her which I saw on telly just after he died. In it, Emiliy Mortimer said that her mother was strict in a normal way and that she (Emily) thought this was a good thing. I may be paraphrasing slightly: 'We would have been insufferable otherwise'.
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    Image of emilyanne emilyanne
    02/13/09

    @Plum-Pie: agreed, this is taken out of context. Emily Mortimer was stressing that they didn't actually get away with murder but admitting that her dad was a soft touch (I relate to this as my dad is too, although we were certainly told no, the whole time as it seemed to me back then).
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