People Are Allegedly Buying Dior's Hideous $1,100 Sneakers
As legend* has it, a mysterious hooded figure approached Karl Lagerfeld and Raf Simons before last season's couture shows and said, "Hey, did you hear about what the assorted lady-peasants are doing nowadays? They have this strange sort of shoe object — flat at the bottom, like a duck's foot, comprised of a slightly…
Christian Louboutin Branches Out With $50 Nail Polish
Christian Louboutin, the luxury shoe brand that's a favorite among reality stars living beyond their means, is entering the beauty industry with a line of exorbitantly-priced nail polish. It's actually a natural move for the company as its shoes' infamous red bottoms were initially designed using a coat of nail polish.
Year of the Clean Person: This July, Deal With Your Shoes
Year of the Clean Person is guided yearlong cleaning and organizing project; its focus is on tackling areas or tasks that are often overlooked in daily or weekly cleaning sprees and can be overwhelming when it comes time to rassle them back under control. Since we're smack in the middle of fragrant shoe season, this…
'World's Most Comfortable' Heel Guaranteed to Last A Thousand Years
Today at the Walgreens, I bought a pair of shoes. They are hideously ugly and will probably fall apart in a month, but they were $5 and I needed something cheap and comfortable to wear outside while I work on my garden. (Plus, who doesn't love buying shoes in the same place you can buy booze? That is the American…
More Women Are Chopping Off Parts of Their Feet to Fit in Heels
When most of us try on shoes that are uncomfortable, we're left with two options: buy them anyway and suffer through the pain or leave the shoes behind. But the wealthy aren't limited to these plebeian choices like we are. They have a third, fancier and more gruesome option — they can pay doctors to cut off parts of…
Just as Sarah Jessica Parker is on the verge of launching her very own shoe collection, design company PopChartLab has released a pretty graphic cataloging some of the famous footwear worn by Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City. BTW: This morning, Wendy Williams interviewed SJP (fast forward to 12:18) and forgot the…
New Croc Monstrosities Are Coming Because Crocs Will Never Go Away
Crocs, Inc., the company responsible for those ugly porous foot holders for shoe-resistant people, has been floundering lately. Things have changed a lot since 2007, when the world populace lined up to place their appendages into lightweight clogs — but now, as Crocs, Inc. wheezes helplessly, a charitable figure has…
Fashion Scavenger Hunt: Help Find these Glorious, Hideous Shoes
Welcome back to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, in which we all work together to help you track down the products of your dreams — clothing, shoes, makeup, a tastefully-patterned Snuggie, whatever — that have proved too elusive to find on your own. Email callie@jezebel.com if you'd like help finding your own Thing That…

