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    The Axe Effect: Puke In My Mouth
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    Image of Dayman-Fan Dayman-Fan
    06/11/09

    In reply to The Axe Effect: Puke In My Mouth
    Is it bad that I read/sang puke in my mouth to the tune of "Jizz in My Pants?"
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    06/11/09

    @Dayman-Fan: That's EXACTLY how I read it.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/11/09

    In reply to The Axe Effect: Puke In My Mouth
    These people are axeholes.
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time.
    06/11/09

    In reply to The Axe Effect: Puke In My Mouth
    I always get worried when I see these sorts of things. In my mind any normal living breathing person should find them at least vaguely stupid/repulsive/unpleasant.


    But I mean they test these things, and Axe/Lynx has singing the same note since it's creation. So somewhere out there, people are buying into this sort of thing.


    It makes me worry we're headed for a "Time Machine" kinda society except one race will be all snooty liberals and the other will be Springer rejects who live in a cloud of Axe.

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    Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. was starred Lizard in the Wires - Please, call it hamburger time. was unstarred
    Image of HuckleberryFriend HuckleberryFriend
    06/11/09

    @Lizard in the Wires, is movin' to Fresno! Any Jezzies need ...: Ha! Hopefully they will be banished to live underground like Morlocks due to the stench?
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    06/11/09

    In reply to The Axe Effect: Puke In My Mouth
    bow chicka wah wah wah waaaaah [www.sadtrombone.com]
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    Image of MissTicklebritches MissTicklebritches
    06/11/09

    In reply to The Axe Effect: Puke In My Mouth
    Is anyone else disturbed by the little boy in the top right picture? A child in a bar creating a scantily-clad woman? NOOOOOOO!
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    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    06/11/09

    In reply to The Axe Effect: Puke In My Mouth
    Lynx smells like that. Like they went into the wild and found a Lynx and captured its fart in a glass bottle. Then they opened it in front of a woman, who screamed in disgust which they mistook for joy. They then must have decided this.was.it!
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