The Latest Episode of RHOD Was One Long Fight About Whether LeeAnne Once Shit into a Bag in a Car

I don’t watch The Real Housewives of Dallas on any regular schedule, because it doesn’t have quite the right mix I require in my favorite iterations of the Real Housewives franchise, but I wish I’d watched it live on Sunday night. That’s because the entire episode circled around a fight over who revealed to the group…

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How to Use a Public or Shared Restroom Since It's Pretty Clear You Don't Have a Goddamn Clue

Don't you just love modern conveniences? Drunken nights and certain New York neighborhoods aside, for the most part, we have progressed past pissing and shitting in the street. The toilet and the sewer system! A thing of beauty. Neat, quick, clean disposal of the excrement and detritus human existence is plagued by.…