Stiletto Workouts: Finally, a Way to Get Skinny and Break Your Foot…

Here's a thing I won't be doing in 2013: Stiletto workouts, the technically-still-a-virgin-if- you-don't-count-in-the-butt cousin of the pole dancing workout. The minds behind the workout claim it's "empowering," which I suppose it kind of is, if you're the sort of person who is empowered by thongs with sassy sayings… » 12/28/12 4:50pm 12/28/12 4:50pm

No One's Going to Pay Your Medical Bills When Your Scammy Butt-Shoes…

Yesterday, a judge tentatively approved a $40 million settlement in a class action lawsuit against Skechers, the company responsible for Shape-Ups, the shoe responsible for shattering both dreams of perky asses and literal leg bones. But if people injured wearing the shoes were hoping that the shoe company would… » 8/14/12 6:00pm 8/14/12 6:00pm

Fitness Advice Follies: Go Easy on the Cake, Fattie!

Have you ever felt like women's health and fitness magazines seem to be addressing an audience that consists of unfrozen cavewomen from another planet who don't know anything of the ways of the earth-people? You're not alone. Today's inaugural entry in Fitness Advice Follies— the dumping ground for obvious, confusing,… » 12/14/11 3:30pm 12/14/11 3:30pm