Meet Minneapolis Mayoral Candidate Jeff Wagner, who has ambled out of one of Minnesota's 10,000 beautiful lakes to govern the fuck out of the bigger and stinkier of the Twin Cities.

Here's a thing that is apparently going on in my city that I haven't realized is happening: guys — hot ones — in The Big Apple (you're allowed to call it The Big Apple if you've lived here for less than 2 years) are taking their shirts off and just, like, walking around with their nips out. It has to be true. It's in…