@prismatism: This week, my french teacher (who has a very thick accent) tried to explain to one of her students what a bidet is: "It like a shower for your private parts." #jongosselinballoonboy
"tardy for the party" was used on Family Guy, Season 3, Episode 1 – Aired: 7/11/2001
I was laying around watching the DVD's and this episode came on and I did a double take when Brian said it. She didn't coin the phrase, Seth Macfarlane did. #jongosselinballoonboy
But one great clip thats missing is from divorce court and a couple was getting divorced because she treated her dog better than her husband. Much of the show went like this, "Grace ann ate his t bone cause he was late coming home" or "I love my precious baby of course I had her strapped in a car seat, cause my last dog jumped out the window.
I'm pretty sure there's actually been quite a few televised colonics. I can remember one on Jackass, and one on the Simple Life when Paris and Nicole were camp counselors (don't judge me). Does Tyra also think she brought rock n' roll to the United States? That she invented the internet? That she was the first person to ever model clothes? One thing we can attribute to her for sure is SMIZING. We'll always have SMIZE. #jongosselinballoonboy
@HighSchoolFearleader: I remember the Jackass one, too! The whole cast gathered around the machine's porthole to watch Johnny Knoxville's excrement float by. Tyra said that this was the first live televised colonic, though, and those other shows were taped, so I guess that's where the innovation is. #jongosselinballoonboy
If anyone's interested there is an AWESOME book called "what a girl wants?" by Diane Negra, she's one of my ver very favourite film writers, it's awesome, kinda depressing but very thought provoking.
If anyone wants to see a GOOD indie flick about love, go see Adventureland (if it's still on where you are.) As a bonus, Bill Hader and Kristin Wiig play supporting roles!
@Diziet_Sma: I loved this movie. It was a thousand times sweeter then I ever would have guessed, and it made my heart hurt in places remembering what I was like at that age.
@SunburnedCounsel: Seconded. My fiancé and I saw it, and we both left with a bittersweet feeling that most rom-coms can't come close to creating in a viewer.
Listen. It'd take a 2000-whatever version of The Godfather to get me into a theatre these days. I mean really. Who wants to spend fifteen bucks to sit in a big dark room with a hundred strangers, all of whom are alternately shout-whispering, standing up and blocking the screen, farting, and rustling candy wrappers? Plus it always always always smells like feet in those places. It's like I can feel the airborne microbes landing on my skin. So need anyone ask if I'll be lining up to watch this crap and other craps like it? Didn't think so.
@..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Eugh, this is another one of my issues with movies. Paying a zillion bucks to be surrounded by rude strangers in a musty uncomfortable chair splattered with how many layers of godknowswhat? And you can't even pause if you have to go pee?
I'll put up with it for Star Trek, but not for Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel "meeting cute" with some bland milquetoast love interest.
It seems, as a gender, that women will faithfully go to banal and formulaic 'romantic comedies' just as, as a gender, males will faithfully go to banal and formulaic 'shoot 'em up's. Studios will make what puts the asses in the seats, simple as that. HJNTIY never claimed to be psychologically deep the exact same way that Crank never pretended to be anything than what it was.
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10/23/09
He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing.
I discussed my wicked bling,
but not on Larry King.
Bridesmaids always come with 'em,
but they also gotta get some with 'em.
Courtney Cox said menstruation,
for the first time in our nation.
Al Reynolds is still gay,
He gotta come out one day.
Tyra Banks got diarrhea,
But it went up? ... I got no idea.
Judy's got some suggestions,
"DON'T ANSWER 'UMM' TO MY QUESTIONS!"
Jon Gosselin don't need no dermabrasion,
His skin is perfect - he's an asian.
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He gave me a ring,
but it didn't mean a thing. #jongosselinballoonboy
10/23/09
I love Tyra's description of what a colonic is, she's five years old and it's great. I love her.
Judge Judy is a guru. #jongosselinballoonboy
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10/23/09
"tardy for the party" was used on Family Guy, Season 3, Episode 1 – Aired: 7/11/2001
I was laying around watching the DVD's and this episode came on and I did a double take when Brian said it. She didn't coin the phrase, Seth Macfarlane did. #jongosselinballoonboy
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10/23/09
Made my day. Sorry that I cant find the clip. #jongosselinballoonboy
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10/23/09
Agh old meme explosion. #jongosselinballoonboy
10/23/09
05/11/09
all about modern female aimed media.
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Crash?
Tropic Thunder?
Sex and the City?
Am i defining ensemble casts differently?
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Harrumph.
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I'll put up with it for Star Trek, but not for Jessica Alba and Jessica Biel "meeting cute" with some bland milquetoast love interest.
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:-/