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midweek madness
This Week In Tabloids: Katie Collapses, GyllenSpoon's In Love, The "Wedding Of The Century" Is Probably Bullshit
If it's Wednesday, it's time for Midweek Madness, in which we suffer the indignity of reading the weekly tabloids so you don't have to. It's a sad week in Hollywoodland, people, because NOTHING is going on. Oh, the covers — which are all over the place — make it look like something is going on. But Reese and Jake in love? At home with Nicole and Joel? Shiloh and Suri are big girls now? Brangelina's imagined "wedding of the century"? These are not actual newsy stories. Sure, Katie Holmes felt dizzy and made a cover, but even that is pretty weak. In any case, find out what Intern Sharon and I learned after we endured the mistreatment heaped upon us by Star, Us, OK!, Life & Style and In Touch, after the jump. More »
the week that was
We Will Eat Your Babies, Slash Your Tires
- We intimidated you with the girth of our shenises.
- We threatened to gnaw on your babies.
- We encouraged you to embrace the psycho within.
- We mourned for a red sox widow.
- We pondered the intentions of American Apparel ads.
- Oprah told us that we have ADD.
- After she tried to feed us tripe.
- And finally, we bid a sad farewell to our fearless leader for the next two weeks, and said hello to our substitute hardened cynic.
A new law passed in Arkansas would technically allow infants to marry as long as they receive parental consent, reports CNN. The bill, passed in July, is supposed to make 18 the minimum marriage age unless the female is pregnant. Instead, the bill states that anyone who is "not pregnant" can be married at any age if the parents allow it. OMG, wouldn't wee Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale make the cutest couple? That is like Anne Geddes's wet dream. [CNN]
snap judgment
Shiloh Blissfully Unaware Of Paparazzi; Zahara Getting Pissed
[Chicago, August 11. Images via Splash]
aroma therapy
We Love The Smell Of Celebrity Baby In The Morning
The Washington Post reports that a jewelry, fashion, and fragrance designer with a background in human-rights law named Symine Salimpour has a new scent called Shiloh. She began developing the fragrance more than a year before Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt bestowed that name upon their daughter. Last year, Jolie filed a legal challenge to block the use of the name, but dropped the charge about a month ago. So, what does Shiloh smell like? "It is a complex fragrance," a writer explains. "The forward notes, the ones that hit your nose first, are cedar wood and patchouli. Rising above that earthy base are delicious whiffs of citrus (thanks to a dab of bergamot oil) and rose petals." More »
Shiloh Jolie Pitt: Battling The Bulge At Just One Year Of Age
We kid, we kid. We love us some Shiloh. We're just a little perplexed by the placement of that hot-pink, cellulite callout to the right of her adorable head.
Shiloh's Big Birthday Bash! [US Magazine]
We kid, we kid. We love us some Shiloh. We're just a little perplexed by the placement of that hot-pink, cellulite callout to the right of her adorable head.
Shiloh's Big Birthday Bash! [US Magazine]
Shiloh Jolie-Pitt: Daddy's Girl
Finally, here's a pic of Brad Pitt cuddling his beautiful girl Shiloh in a Snugli-type contraption. Doesn't matter what you think of Angelina: this photo has got to make your heart melt. [Photo via TMZ]
Finally, here's a pic of Brad Pitt cuddling his beautiful girl Shiloh in a Snugli-type contraption. Doesn't matter what you think of Angelina: this photo has got to make your heart melt. [Photo via TMZ]
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