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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    He's dry.. and sexy. And probably offended.
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    If still being in love with Chandler Bing is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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    Image of Smörgås bored Smörgås bored
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    His wig is really distracting.


    Maybe we should get him a guest spot on Lost.

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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    04/17/09

    @dingdang: He wanted one! But they said no. (Thank you gods of Lost)
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    Dissenting opinion: I think he was kidding. When Joy touched him he did a mock-serious face and said "don't," but then as he turned back to the audience he had a little grin on his face. And he kept his arm on the back of her chair, and put the other arm on Sherri's chair, which probably someone with space issues wouldn't do. (And if they did, they would have pulled those arms back to themselves if being touched really bothered them -- to pull away form the toucher, I mean.) Then when Sherri was poking and poking and poking, he didn't draw away reflexively or pull his arms down, he just -- seemed to me -- jokingly complained ("who's in charge here?").
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    04/17/09

    @SaraRueful: Yeah. Ha! I think he was kidding too but I don't know his sense of humor very well. Is he dry? That's pretty much the joke I'd make in that situation if I were him... though I see it can be a grey area.
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    Image of SaraRueful SaraRueful
    04/17/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Yeah, he has a very dry sense of humor, from the interviews I've seen and read with him. And I just watched the whole segment, and after the poking he was still smiling, still joking, still sprawled out in a very open and accommodating way. Granted, I'm no expert on body language, but I don't think it bothered him.
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    Image of Mindsay_Mohan Mindsay_Mohan
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    wow, Whoopi should have said something. I see her as the voice of reason and logic on that show. I normally like Joy but she shouldnt just poke someone and, my god, how i loathe Sherri Shepard..i'm usually amazed when she says something that doesnt sound like a total retard.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    04/17/09

    @Mindsay_Mohan: I see Whoopi the same way, but we could not use "retard" like that? Please? It's ableist, and there are alternative turns of phrase.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    Poor guy. How totally rude of them to violate his space like that.
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    Wow, what is with all of the touching? I don't think they were this gropey even when Clive Owen was on.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/17/09

    @Hooplehead: They might have been intimidated by the Clive Owen level of hotness. But seriously WTF Joy, would you like it if he did it to you.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    Wow. I never considered this before, but what if the situation were reversed, and it was an all-dude talkshow and they had a lady guest and the hosts kept, like, touching on her? Well, that would never happen. See, that would be inappropriate. BUT so is this. He was sort of uncomfortable, and they had this reaction of, oh, we're just a group of ladies, we are allowed to grope male guests if we feel like it. No, actually, unwanted touching is not appropriate. If he'd said, oh yeah, feel my four-pack, then sure, grope away. But he didn't and some people just don't like being handled that way. I sure as hell don't.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/17/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: Yeah, being a feminist means treating people equally, which means don't touch the Chandler unless he allows it.
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    Image of BellaNotte BellaNotte
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    Help the guy out, Whoopi!
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    04/17/09

    @BellaNotte: Did you check out the way she was looking at him?
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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    Hey, ladies, you better quit it. If you do that on the bus returning from a middle school speech and debate tournament, you will get kicked out of the program and suspended for 3 days.

    I speak from experience.
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    Image of frankie22 frankie22
    04/17/09

    @prestocaro, emissary of hell: What?! I need more details!
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    04/17/09

    @prestocaro, emissary of hell: hahaha, I was suspended in 8th grade for tapping my pencil too much during a test.


    My mom says it's because I called the teacher an effing fascist but that is not how I remember it.

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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    04/17/09

    @frankie22: I did that, in junior high, on a dimly lit bus to a male friend of mine. Then the following Monday two girls came forward and said I'd sexually harassed him. The school administration basically forced him to agree with them, saying if he didn't his "permanent record" was in peril. They interrogated me for 3 hours, threatened me, and brought in local PD, who scoffed at the situation and basically told me my school administration was being ridiculous). They suspended me for 3 days and I had 2 more days of in school suspension, in addition to being kicked out of the program (two other girls were similarly punished, for the same thing). Also, my deep hatred/anxiety regarding Authority in All Forms began.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    I feel his pain as I HATE being touched by strangers! People always think I'm joking but I'm not.


    FYI public: My tattoos are not for you to touch, neither is my hair, nor are you allowed to lean against me (especially not with your crotch) on the tube/bus, or squeeze my shoulders when you come up behind my desk. In fact just DON'T TOUCH ME I MEAN IT.

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    Image of LittleMissBossyBoots LittleMissBossyBoots
    04/17/09

    @nessalicious: I hate the people who come up behind you and try to poke you on your sides.Makes me jump and/or knock someone out everytime.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    04/17/09

    @LittleMissBossyBoots: Yes! Automatic elbow in the face moment for me. Reflex reactio obviously, not deliberately, no.
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    Image of Smörgås bored Smörgås bored
    04/17/09

    @nessalicious:


    DON'T


    Tickle


    Poke my belly fat


    Pat my back


    - Thanks, The Management

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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    04/17/09

    @dingdang: Also, keep your hand away from my back if you are leading me someplace. Just walk in front, I promise I will follow.
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    Image of schweppes schweppes
    04/17/09

    In reply to Matthew Perry Assaulted By The Ladies Of The View
    I have a sinking suspicion that he's totally not joking.
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    Image of tomatoheart tomatoheart
    04/17/09

    @schweppes: yeah he totally doesn't look like he's joking
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    04/17/09

    @schweppes: He's deathly serious.
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    04/17/09

    @schweppes: It's a tickle response. I recognize it because I get the same way.
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    Image of Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit) Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
    02/19/09

    In reply to Tracy Morgan's Fishy Apartment Fire; OctoMom's House May Be Foreclosed On
    "She attributes the change in Nadya's facial features to gaining 130 lbs during her pregnancy."


    So Octo-Grandma, is that 65lb per lip?


    (Then again, Jennifer Lopez' face really changed when she was with the twins, so what do I know.)

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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    02/19/09

    In reply to Tracy Morgan's Fishy Apartment Fire; OctoMom's House May Be Foreclosed On
    It's not "the Barbados" it's just "Barbados".
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    02/18/09

    In reply to Tracy Morgan's Fishy Apartment Fire; OctoMom's House May Be Foreclosed On
    This is totes late and no one's even checking anymore, but my aunt lives in that building.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    02/18/09

    @Raspberry Swirl: Now with more yruppls!: I hope she's OK. It has to be scary to seeing something so close to you on the news, but not to see how your aunt is doing.
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