Jezebel: shenis

Love & Other Indoor Sports

Anna — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:20:00 EDT

"Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills." Wait, didn't we do this back in 2007? [Vintage Ads]

The Feminal is a traveling urinal for women,...

Tracie — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:20:00 EDT

The Feminal is a traveling urinal for women, designed to be used in a reclined, seated or standing position. It differs from the Magic Cone and the Shenis in that the leak-proof seal makes it so you don't even have to stop driving if you gotta go real bad. [Comfort House]

We Will Eat Your Babies, Slash Your Tires

Jessica — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:30:29 EDT

We intimidated you with the girth of our shenises.
We threatened to gnaw on your babies.
We encouraged you to embrace the psycho within.
We mourned for a red sox widow.
We pondered the intentions of American Apparel ads.
Oprah told us that we have ADD.
After she tried to feed us tripe.
And finally, we bid a sad farewell to our fearless leader for the next two weeks, and said hello to our substitute hardened cynic.

The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up

Tracie — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:00:00 EDT

After hearing about the Shenis, a 12-inch-long, hollowed-out penis that enables women to pee standing up, it was clear what we needed to do: Order a few and engage in a pissing contest. [These ladies are my heroes. -Ed.] Yesterday afternoon, four of us gathered on a rooftop in Brooklyn, where we chugged beer, wine and water and then assumed the male pee position. Above, a video of our urinary escapade, made with love by Alex Goldberg, and after the jump, stills from the session.

We put the Shenises in our pants and pretended to be male porn stars.

This shot sorta sums up our afternoon filming: Shenis, alcohol, makeup.

Earlier: Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet

Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet

Tracie — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 16:00:00 EDT

The Shenis (yes, sounds like "penis"!) is a hollowed out, 12-inch long fake penis intended for women to use as a tool to pee while standing up. As its creator Kiki Curry states in the video clip above, it's great for hiking, boating, peeing outdoors, and intimidating men! And while we don't like doing physical activities in nature, we'd love to try this out while drunk on the streets of New York. P.S. Kiki Curry is our new fave kook.