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    Love & Other Indoor Sports

    We Will Eat Your Babies, Slash Your Tires

    The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up

    Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet
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    Image of Hakka Hakka
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    Is it just me, or is the woman directly behind the bottle both neck and body-less? I understand for the sake of the design, said body parts had to be removed, but she just seems like a giant floating Zardoz god head. Perhaps if we supply it with silly stickers she will supply us with...ORGY??
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/16/09

    @Hakka: That's Jambi's sister.
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    Image of brinkswomanship brinkswomanship
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    Dammit, I just lost the game.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    I can't stop laughing. That's just so ridiculous and I can totally see a bunch of frat dudes trying to entice the ladies into a rousing game of Orgy.


    Also, it comes with bibs.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/16/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: So if you used Amber Bock beer...would you then have BOCKBIBS?!?


    C'mon, let's find out! IT'S ONLY $10!

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/16/09

    @tscheese: And that's a damn good price for a genuine bacchanalian smash.


    I call shotgun on the plaque, though.

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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    The name of the game is binge drinking. I play the game.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/16/09

    @MizJenkins: So do I, but I've never done it in a bib. I'll make sure to remedy that this weekend.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/16/09

    @MizJenkins: I play it to win.
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    I'd just like to ensure that all fellow twelve-year-olds note that you send your money off to Gaylord James.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    Well, I'm glad that this game doesn't have anything to do with that really shitty late 90's/early 00's band that recorded that horrible cover of "Blue Monday."
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    "Porron" is really similar to the Spanish word for a joint, which is "porro"
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/16/09

    @Ailatan Hearts BabyJane: The more you know!
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    I feel bad for the poor girl all alone in the back eating grapes. Her lower half appears to be trapped in a giant ice cube. Maybe that's why nobody want to orgy with her?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/16/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: I think it's because she's trying to feed the grapes to her cheek. That doesn't bode well for her "ORGY" participation.
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/16/09

    @BabyJane: Sigh... too dumb for an orgy. That's when you know your life isn't going to come out like you expected.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/16/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: Maybe she should try something easier, like Twister?
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    My God, the 70s were one long acid trip from hell, weren't they?
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    06/16/09

    @deitybox: You had to do SOMETHING to forget Nixon.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    Are we sure it's not a double dildo? Either way, I love how the instruction scroll is "suitable for framing". That makes a much more charming decoration than a needlepoint saying "I had a bacchanalian smash and all I got was this pillow and some carpet burns."
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    First I thought it was a bong. Then I thought it was a dildo. Then I thought it was a dildo that turned into a bong. Now I don't know what to think.
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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    06/16/09

    @stoprobbers: A dildo that turns into a bong?? Do you realize what a goldmine you're sitting on????
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/16/09

    @stoprobbers: "You got dildo in my bong!" "No, you got bong in my dildo!"


    Finally, two great tastes that go great together.

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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    The huge bibs with "Orgy" written on them make it look as though those two men are about to eat a very large, sexy lobster.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/16/09

    @LaComtesse: I don't know why I can't stop laughing at this. I'm imagining an enormous lobster showing up and THEN IT'S TIME TO FILL UP THE ORGY-BONG WITH CLARIFIED BUTTER.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/16/09

    @tscheese: HA!"Watch as the sexy lobster drizzles that butter all over its tight, rock hard thorax..."
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    Oh. Jeebus. Please stop making me think about what my parents may have been doing in the 70s.
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    06/16/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: This is why I thought "The Ice Storm" was actually a horror movie.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/16/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: My parents just held hands and did crosswords. And not sexy crosswords - unsexy crosswords!


    LA LA LA I AM NOT LISTENING!

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/16/09

    @tailfeather: Hahaha!
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    "Object of the game is to get her so drunk she'll walk around with a sticker on her head and will do anything you say."


    There, fixed it for them.

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    Image of scaram0uche scaram0uche
    06/16/09

    In reply to Love & Other Indoor Sports
    And after a quick rinse, it works as a bong!
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    06/16/09

    @scaram0uche [can't get her act together]: honestly, it's just a bong! Or a Netti Pot.
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
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