Quoth she: "We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want?" [The Sun]

"Object of the game is to see which team achieves the longest trajectory for the longest time with the fewest spills." Wait, didn't we do this back in 2007? [Vintage Ads]

The Feminal is a traveling urinal for women, designed to be used in a reclined, seated or standing position. It differs from the Magic Cone and the Shenis in that the leak-proof seal makes it so you don't even have to stop driving if you gotta go real bad. [Comfort House]

• We intimidated you with the girth of our shenises.
  
• We threatened to gnaw on your babies.
  
• We encouraged you to embrace the psycho within.
  
• We mourned for a red sox widow.
  
• We pondered the intentions of American Apparel ads.
  
• Oprah told us that we have ADD.
  
• After she tried to feed us tripe.
  
• And finally, we bid a sad farewell to…

After hearing about the Shenis, a 12-inch-long, hollowed-out penis that enables women to pee standing up, it was clear what we needed to do: Order a few and engage in a pissing contest. [These ladies are my heroes. -Ed.] Yesterday afternoon, four of us gathered on a rooftop in Brooklyn, where we chugged beer, wine…