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    Shear, And Shear Alike

    Happy Hump Day

    Insult To Injury

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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    10/20/09

    In reply to Shear, And Shear Alike
    Very very hard work shearing. I considered being a rousie (person who classes and presses the wool) for a summer, but decided against it on the fact I would just be an embarrasment to whatever gang I joined.

    I spent my childhood in a shearing shed, pretending I was a sheep. Good times. #sheepshearing
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    Image of 100flowers 100flowers
    10/20/09

    @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: I used to love running about through the maze of fences underneath the shearing shed.

    That, and throwing dags at your mates. Always classic fun. #sheepshearing
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    10/20/09

    @100flowers: My favourite was running up and down the shoot, until I got too big to do it easily. My mother, not so impressed. You always want your three daughter to come home covered in sheep shit. #sheepshearing
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    10/20/09

    @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: .... Better sheep shit than cow shit. That stuff is sticky. #sheepshearing
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    10/20/09

    In reply to Shear, And Shear Alike
    Let the baaaad puns commence! #sheepshearing
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    10/20/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Well now I'm feeling sheepish. Let me ruminate over this and lamb-ast you with puns later. #sheepshearing
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    10/20/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Ewe are too late... I've started already below! #sheepshearing
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    10/20/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I thought you would be as seriously amused as I am that while I was trying to figure out using Bah-Ram-U (ala Babe) in a pun response, all I could think of was:

    Bah-Rahm-Emanuel.

    And for some reason, I cannot stop laughing! Just say it out loud...maybe it's just me? #sheepshearing
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    10/20/09

    @TransFat: Nah, I'm laughing too!

    @wtfox?!: It's hard to see the brilliance below with wool pulled over your eyes. #sheepshearing
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    10/20/09

    In reply to Shear, And Shear Alike
    The annual trip to the ba-baa shop! #sheepshearing
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    10/20/09

    In reply to Shear, And Shear Alike
    All I can think of is Bryan Brown shearing sheep in The Thorn Birds...yum! #sheepshearing
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    10/20/09

    @sassyredhead: For me it's Elmer Kelton's The Time It Never Rained. Not sexy, but my gods, what a good book. #sheepshearing
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/12/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    I can't be the only one whose brain automatically went to this, can I?
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/12/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    This Easter, my uncle brought down a pair of two-week-old lambs from his farm for everyone to gawk at. I held one! I got poo on my hand and I didn't even care because it was AMAZING! They are the softest and sweetest creatures imaginable.

    Then we all went inside and had lamb for Easter dinner. The irony was delicious.
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    Image of lamey007 lamey007
    08/12/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    I wish hump day consisted of a lot more humping and a lot less of me wanting to jam pencils in my eye.
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    08/12/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Every time I see lambs this song is embedded in my brain for hours:
    This is the song that never ends...
    Ya'll can thank me later.
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    08/12/09

    @GirlFailer: bah ram ewe!
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    08/12/09

    @labeled: It's not so baaaaaaad, ewe get ewesed to it after a while.
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    08/12/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Baaaah, ewe makin' a mutton outta a mole-hill.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/12/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    PETA would say these conditions are baaa-baaa-rous.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/12/09


    @wtfox?!:
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    08/12/09

    @CurtCole: Nice rack!
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    Image of labeled labeled
    08/12/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Well, aren't ewe in a clever mood today, Anna.

    I ASKED FOR PUPPIES OR OTTER PUPS AND GOT LAMBS FOR SLAUGHTER? wtf, Clarice?


    eta: And how sick is it that my mind immediately jumped to the mint jelly in my fridge?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/12/09

    @labeled: you wool ask for puppies!
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    Image of littlemissvan littlemissvan
    08/12/09

    @labeled: Not sick at all, I say, because my immediate thought whenever I see the baby sheeps is something along the lines of rosemary and fancy mustard and drool.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/12/09

    @labeled: Are you feeling sheepish about the mint jelly comment?
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    Edited by BabyJane at 08/12/09 4:02 PM BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of labeled labeled
    08/12/09

    @Ailatan: And didn't get 'em. I feel like I've been fleeced.
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    Image of Anna Anna
    08/12/09

    @labeled: [www.buzzfeed.com] ;)
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    08/12/09

    @Anna: OMG, forget the puns, those are the cutest freaking things I've EVER seen. I love you. And now don't feel like such a black sheep for being ignored.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/12/09

    @Anna: It's like a squirrel mated with a weeble!
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    08/12/09

    @BabyJane: I swear to you I have never, ever said this on this site or any other, but "Squeee!" comes to mind.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/12/09

    @labeled: it doesn't mutton, the lamb chops are nice, as well.
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    08/12/09


    @labeled: For later ease of squeeing.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    08/12/09

    @labeled: I just saw these little morsels and expected to see them on Hump Day instead of lambs. You can't pull the wool over eyes, Jezebel! You're saving all the nom-able delicacies for yourselves!
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    Image of msAnthrope msAnthrope
    08/12/09

    @labeled:
    they don't seem real! i'd love to have them sitting on my shoulder, nuzzling my ear.
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    08/12/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Ahhh. I should be able to sleep tonight.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    08/12/09

    @Skellatrix: I see what you did there, and approve heartily.
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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    08/12/09

    In reply to Happy Hump Day
    Hey ewe! Come check this stall out! I bet you'll find a real baa-gain!
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    08/12/09

    @TheExperience: Are they northeastern lambs now? Hey ewe guys, let's go to the BAAAAA!
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    08/12/09

    @GirlFailer: Ha! They would be if they were at the Big E!
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    08/12/09

    @GirlFailer: Shear wit. Way to make me feel sheepish.
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    Image of Ruby_Slippers Ruby_Slippers
    07/08/09

    In reply to Insult To Injury
    @maggeimerc: Ya, because being stupid makes an animal immune to being scared or hurt. Your thought process reveals your lack of empathy or compassion for animals. I hope you don't own a pet.
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    07/08/09

    @Ruby_Slippers: I hope you don't own a mouse. Or eleventy-million. In your cabinets.
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    07/08/09

    @Ruby_Slippers: Also, this is the exact same rationale the fundies use for the widdle-bebeh-fetuses that are being killed right now by selfish wimmens.


    I'm a bitch, but I also hope you don't own a uterus.

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    Image of Ruby_Slippers Ruby_Slippers
    07/07/09

    In reply to Insult To Injury
    This is animal abuse.


    Rodeo
    Horse Racing
    Bullfighting


    Disgusting - all animal abuse.

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    07/08/09

    @Ruby_Slippers: Eh, most people find, if they do some research beyond PETA that these animals are treated better than the average pomeranian.
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    07/08/09

    @labeled: Must you rain on the indignation parade with your accursed common sense?!
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    07/08/09

    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: I also, JUST NOW, killed a really scary, freaky-kind-of-scorpion-looking... spider (it was luck, I threw a shoe at it).


    There were no puppies around, you see.

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    07/08/09

    @labeled: I'm getting on the phone to PETA now, to report your animal-abusing ass!
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    07/08/09

    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: keep reading downthread... I think I just fucked up the whole time-space continuum by confusing this animal-abuse meme with anti-abortion.


    Maybe tomorrow we can discuss how I feel about the death penalty.

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    07/08/09

    @labeled: I look forward to it. Not enough interesting conversations after midnight EST around here anymore.
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    07/08/09

    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: I'm with you. It's half past twelve in my time zone, the laptop is mine, I'm nicely rummily-toasted, my baseball team is winning (woot! and yes, I'm watching baseball, WHAT?), and apparently it's past everyone's bedtime in the Jezebel world.


    I thought being a grownup was going to be all cookies and rum and late nights?! WTH?

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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    07/08/09

    @labeled: That's how I see it. My baseball team (Mets) looks like the JV playing the varsity team these days, but at least I've got cheap red wine and chocolate chip cookies.


    Sadly, no puppies to kick, though.

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    07/08/09

    @labeled: Also, check your PMs.
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    07/08/09

    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish: Heh, I'm a Rangers fan.


    /sadsack


    OK, so we're actually tied for first in our division, but, yk... it's still the Rangers. So... it's still sad.


    And, will do.

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