Sarah Jessica Parker Not Afraid To Equate Celebrity Endorsement Deals With Rocket Science

The thing about Sarah Jessica Parker and her line of ugly clothes is that she seemed so terribly gracious at the Bitten debut that we forgot, for a moment, she was acting that way because she was high on her own PCP-laced amazingness: »6/21/07 9:23am6/21/07 9:23am

Which is why she was "so shocked" at Vera Wang's that she actually wear the same…