Jon Ordered To Return $180K; Oprah Won't Apologize For Unleashing Dr. Phil

• Today a judge ruled that Jon Gosselin must pay back $180,000 of the money he removed from his shared bank account with Kate Gosselin in violation of an arbitrator's order. As for the rest of the money...

Lindsay & Sam Back Together; Madonna's Adopting Mercy

• Looks like Lindsay Lohan's stalking paid off: Her new Twitter message says:

Britney's Going Through The Motions; GaGa Wants Foursome With Jonas Bros.

• Is Britney being forced to tour? An insider says she's emotionally fragile, but her father insists the show must go on. The source claims:

Chris And Rihanna's Date In Court; Lohans Add Another Mug Shot To Family Album

• Rihanna will be subpoenaed to testify at a preliminary hearing on June 22 to determine if there is enough evidence to prosecute Chris Brown for assault, and her lawyer says she'll be there. Also required to attend: Chris Brown.

Heigl Is High Maintenance; Stars Speak Out On Prop 8

• New day, same rumor: The "doc" is a diva. So. Did Katherine Heigl get dropped from the cast of cringe-inducing flick Valentine's Day because she wanted too much cash? Her rep says:

Robert Pattinson Spills Twilight Sequel Secrets

• Twihards! Sparkle vamp Robert Pattinson says there will be a fourth Twilight movie; the plot of the book Breaking Dawn will come to the big screen. What does this mean?

Madonna's Moving On Up; Shia Discusses Gruesome Hand Surgery

• Madonna purchased a $40 million Upper East Side townhouse equipped with 13 bedrooms, nine fireplaces, and an elevator. She'll stay in her other NYC residence while she renovates her new fixer-upper. [New York Magazine]

Madonna Can't Have Mercy

• Madonna's adoption of a second Malawian child: Denied.

Madonna: Goodbye Jesus, Hello New Kid

• Madonna and Jesus have broken up, if you believe that she Twitters, which this paper does. Meanwhile, she's allegedly on her way to Malawi to adopt another kid. [Daily Mail]

Shawn Johnson's Scary Stalker

• A dude was arrested for trying to break into the Dancing With The Stars studio.

Dating Madonna Is A Religious Experience; Kimora Lee Simmons & Djimon Hounsou Married?

• Madonna took Jesus Luz to a Kabbalah service. Again. This paper calls her "the world's most boring date." [Daily Mail]

Shawn Johnson: Stair Master

[Los Angeles, February 10. Image via WENN]