"You’d Be Better Off [Spooging Into] Radioactive Waste Than Dropping A Load In Paris Hilton."

Welcome back to Missdemeanors, in which we issue virtual wrist-slaps to popular gossip bloggers for Crimes Against Womanity. According to these numbnuts, Samantha Ronson is a "man," Paris Hilton's lady bits are toxic waste equivalents, and Shauna Sand's vagina looks like a "badly packed suitcase." WTF Does that even… »6/13/08 5:00pm6/13/08 5:00pm