Nothing says "the holiday season" like brands desperate for attention at any cost! And you know what that means: GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS with BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS.

From a press release:

The Sharper Image catalog is full of stuff you never knew you needed. Some of it is fun, some of it is cool, some of it baffles the mind. After the jump, projectors and drunk driver helpers and pink knives, oh my!