Fiona Apple Tells Concert-Goers How Much It Sucks to Stay in a Texas Jail

Earlier this week, Fiona Apple followed in the footsteps of Armie Hammer by getting arrested in Texas for marijuana possession, and everyone wondered why Texas was so obsessed with ruining everyone's good time. And the arts. At the very least, this latest celebrity brush with Texas lawmen has given us a Fiona Apple…
Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World By Storm
The Ryan Lochte/Prince Harry Vegas bacchanal news continues, now with additional cavorting! Undoubtedly under the spell of jeah, England's prodigal son Harry played a game of strip pool in Las Vegas that ended with him butt-naked, freaking with the girl next door (see above), and Wales lawyers were undoubtedly like,…
Mariah Carey Wins American Idol Diva Musical Chairs
You have doubtlessly shed a bitter tear over professional fishmouth Steven Tyler's departure from his post as an American Idol judge. Said Tyler in what could loosely be called a statement: "After some long…hard…thoughts…I've decided it's time for me to let go of my mistress 'American Idol' before she boils my…
Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth To a Bouncing Baby Reality Star
Tiny new Kardashian addition Penelope Scotland Disick happened yesterday, the second child (after 2-year-old Mason) for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. The 7-lb, 3 oz. baby was delivered "all-naturally" at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after Kourtney's brief flirtation with water birth. "Scott and I are overjoyed…
Sharon Stone Accused of Racism, Religious Persecution and First-Degree Bitchery
This sounds like pure fiction but, as we're not a court of law, let's run with it — Sharon Stone is being sued by her former nanny amid allegations of racism, religious persecution and first-degree bitchery. Which, if you image the actress to live life as Ginger, her character in Casino, like I do then it starts to…
Sarah Michelle Gellar is Knocked Up with Baby Number Two
She gets up to some sister act antics on Ringer and now Sarah Michelle Gellar's daughter Charlotte Grace can make like her mom because Buffy is expecting a second child. That's right, adding another adorable sproggin' to our grossly underpopulated planet, the actress and her gay porn star material husband Freddie…
Heidi Klum Couldn’t Cope With Seal’s Raging, Hulk-Like Temper
Now that Heidi Klum and Seal have gone belly-up the next stage is to start guessing the cause of their demise: and our first contender is Seal's allegedly "volcanic temper." Blabbermouth sources ran straight to TMZ and told them that the couple are splitting because he gets a case of the Hulk-like rages and she…
Oscars 2011: And When It Was Bad, It Was Bad
Pretty darn horrid, in fact.
Sharon Stone's A Lean Mean Leather-Clad Machine
[Paris, January 11. Image via INFDaily.]
"This Is Totally Going On Facebook."
[Los Angeles, July 10. Image via Getty.]
Stepping Stone
[Los Angeles, June 13. Image via Splash.]
Natalie To Do Dior; Tyra Has New Modeling Polaroids
- Natalie Portman will be the latest face of Christian Dior perfumes. She joins a stable that includes Sharon Stone, Charlize Theron, and Monica Bellucci. Some common perfume ingredients are hazardous to health; some are animal products. Is perfume vegan? [WWD]
Every Rose Has Its Thorns
[Cannes; May 25, 1995. Image via AP]
