A Sharknado 'Actually Can Happen,' Says Shark Scientist Tara Reid

Oh man, I was just sitting here feeling all despairing about how the only thing I could find for a lede was that Snooki had a Great Gatsby-themed bridal/baby shower and I was trying to think of some jokes about, like, a ball pit only instead of balls it's shirts and a champagne fountain shaped like a wet diaper and a… » 7/24/14 8:00pm 7/24/14 8:00pm

Can the Sharknado Franchise Survive Without Tara Reid?? Probably

Tara Reid — an actor, AN ACTOR! — has finally hit rock-bottom in her Tobias Fünke-like career, with news that the producers of Sharknado will not be asking her back for Sharknado 2: Twist and Shout (speculative title). As you no doubt have failed to remember, Tara Reid's character survived the massive shark weather… » 7/28/13 11:30am 7/28/13 11:30am

Lindsay Lohan Is Getting $2 Million To Let Oprah Life Coach Her Ass

The inside of Lindsay Lohan's brain is composed of vodka, PediaLite and one failed Tyra Banks music video, but this hasn't deterred Team Oprah from offering her $2 million actual American dollars to feature an 8-part docuseries on OWN about LiLo's life and struggles. (For context, she got $1 million from her Playboy » 7/16/13 9:00am 7/16/13 9:00am

How Do You Top Sharknado? I Have Some Ideas!

YO, SyFy! Up top! Big week for you guys! I think we can all agree that Sharknado was a massive hit—I mean, I don't know if anyone actually watched it, but that chainsaw gif was ace, and we all had a lovely time riffing on Twitter. But what do you do next? How do you top Sharknado and Ice Spiders and Mongolian Death… » 7/12/13 8:00pm 7/12/13 8:00pm