New Week, Same Shit: Pete Doherty Still A Complete Mess

  • Pete Doherty: arrested for drug possession. Again. [Guardian]
  • In addition, Pete is dating ex-girlfriend Irina Lazareanu — the girl Kate Moss chose to model her Top Shop collection. Ouch! [Daily Mail]
  • Uh, Kate Moss is planning a tribute song for Amy Winehouse? You really can't make this stuff up. [Daily Mail]
  • Donald…
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It's A Paris-Free Zone For The Tabloids, Which Can Only Mean One Thing For Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt...

Welcome to Midweek Madness, our weekly binge on the sort of celebrity content we usually try so fastidiously to avoid every other day of the week. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to. »6/27/07 3:46pm6/27/07 3:46pm

This week — in part to protest the media dominance of properties in the ongoing saga that is the life of a…

Why Don't Jay-Z And Beyonce Have A Dumb Couple Name Like Everyone Else? Jayonce? Be-Hova?

  • Yeah, it's supposed to be vacation, but Beyonce doesn't exactly dress down. Just walking around with those earrings is like working out with weights strapped to your ankles. She reminds us of our grandmother. (Photo after jump) [People]
  • Suri Cruise about to get a celebusib? [Sun]
  • Gays petition to restore epithet-loving…
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Jennifer Aniston's New Boyfriend: A Bigger Prick Than Vince Vaughn?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, wherein we ruminate on how celebrities are just like us, in that we hate them commensurately to the degree we hate ourselves. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to. »6/13/07 4:17pm6/13/07 4:17pm

If you believe the tabs — or if you don't actually care enough to give any thought to whether you…