The world premiere of Iron Man 2, at Hollywood's El Capitan Theatre, was so chock-a-block with strange shoes and sexyface and shiny, unhappy dresses and short-shorts that we're as exhausted as if we'd been clomping around in an iron suit.

In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, the snow affects couch potatoes, Bobby Brown returns to reality television, and polygamist moms exhibit their weird senses of humor.

• Kate Gosselin says that though Jon Gosselin called the breeder and had their two family dogs taken away, "They'll come back I'm sure at some point. But for now, I just needed a break."

Yup, kids, amidst the glitz and glam, things got ugly. Really ugly.

• More on this in Midweek Madness, but Lindsay Lohan hit up L.A.'s Crown Bar earlier this month — and took 15-year-old sister Ali with her. A source says:

The KIIS FM Wango Tango show took place in Southern California on Saturday with acts like Miley Cyrus, Snoop Dogg, Danity Kane and The Jonas Brothers. Walking the red carpet were B-Listers Kim Kardashian, Shar Jackson, Ryan Seacrest and, um, Lindsay Lohan. Seriously, is she A-list anymore? Concerts are not formal…

Kevin Federline's O.G. baby mama, Shar Jackson, tells Us that Britney's kids haven't really noticed that their mom is not around. Says Shar: "They're babies, you know, they don't really know...Of course, all kids say, 'mama,' but they don't really know [where she is]." • There was a rumored New Kids On The Block reunion, …

• Everything in Norway is smoked! Amy Winehouse's arrest stemmed from someone tipping off the police that the singer had marijuana in her hotel room. Officers held Amy, husband Blake Fielder-Civil and a male member of her tour crew for about 12 hours in separate cells, then fined and released them. We're curious whether …

• Pete Doherty: arrested for drug possession. Again. [Guardian]
  
• In addition, Pete is dating ex-girlfriend Irina Lazareanu — the girl Kate Moss chose to model her Top Shop collection. Ouch! [Daily Mail]
  
• Uh, Kate Moss is planning a tribute song for Amy Winehouse? You really can't make this stuff up. [Daily Mail]
  
• Donald Trump …

Welcome to Midweek Madness, our weekly binge on the sort of celebrity content we usually try so fastidiously to avoid every other day of the week. In which we "read" the Wednesday tabs. So you don't "have" to.