Today in Tweet Beat, Shannon Elizabeth is having difficulty with a simple task. Plus, Eva Longoria touched Teri Hatcher's boob, and Teri liked it.

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio says his wife—who, don't forget, also has black friends—is exercising freedom of speech when using "lesbian" pejoratively. Plus, Stephanie Pratt is now speaking in a British accent.

Today in Tweet Beat, Terry Richardson posts a photo of nipples, Diddy is filming an episode of Inside the Actors' Studio, and Erykah Badu talks breastfeeding.

Today in Tweet Beat, former child stars, as well as Corey Haim's ex-girlfriends and other celebs express their grief. Additionally, Elizabeth Taylor is "boiling to the point of eruption" over negative reviews of Kathy Ireland's Oscars red carpet interviews.

Today in Tweet Beat, Snooki is more celebrated than Lady Gaga, Solange Knowles is a proud mom, and Kathy Griffin does not lose graciously.

Today in Tweet Beat, Scott Baio is still listing reasons that he's not racist, Sarah Palin is pumped for tomorrow's pro-life march on DC, and Barbara Walters and Donald Trump are Lady Gaga fans.

Today in Tweet Beat, Lady Gaga apologizes for canceling a performance last night, Elizabeth Banks and Lisa Rinna are not into Heidi Montag's People cover, and Hugh Hefner is discussing new girlfriend options.

The Private Lives of Pippa Lee is one of those movies with a cast of thousands, so obviously, this screening, at AMC Loews 19th Street in NYC, was star-studded. Julianne, Penelope, Marion, Blake, Robin, and many more...

• John Travolta allegedly refused medical help after his son Jett suffered a seizure — which is why the paramedics in the Bahamas were trying to blackmail him.

Nylon Magazine's parties always bring out the glam and the weird and the stars, and their TV Issue Party, at L.A.'s Mondrian Skybar, was no exception. Think Anna Paquin, Diablo Cody, Eliza Dushku, and many more delightfully bizarre ensembles!