"So You Got A Halloween Costume? That Don't Impress Me Much."
[New York, October 30. Image via INFDaily.]
Chris Brown Does Remember Assaulting Rihanna, He Just Won't Talk About It
- In the teaser footage from Larry King Live, it seemed like Chris Brown didn't remember assaulting Rihanna. But Chris has released a statement which reads:
Colin Caught In Back Seat With Fan; Robin Wright: "I Don't Want" Sean Penn
- While filming a movie in London, a female fan snuck past security guards and climbed into the back seat of a car with Colin Farrell. A source says, "Colin went crazy and started screaming like someone had shot him..."
Miley Cyrus Pierces Her Nose, Tells America To Blame Kelly Clarkson
- Miley Cyrus, America's favorite daughter of a once-mulleted country singer, has—gasp!—pierced her nose. Shock me shock me shock me with that actually pretty typical and normal for a sixteen year old behavior! [People]
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Amy Winehouse is sad and all, but the British tabloid coverage of her is sorta
endlessly entertaining. From : "Junkie Amy wolfed down some cheese on toast at her door – I bet it was processed cheese, with lots of Es (numbers, that is) as she showed snappers the perm that’s ousted her beehive." We have no idea what…
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Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are currently en route to Costa Rica on vacation together. No, you are not tripping on shrooms, this is real. Jesus saves, you guys. • Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson: Dunzo. For good this time? • People magazine is shelling out over a million dollars for Ashlee Simpson/Pete Wentz wedding…

