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    The First Blind Items of 2009!
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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    Bonus points goes to Intern Margaret for the Metallica art.
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    Cam/ron was starred Cam/ron was unstarred
    Image of rollergirl76 rollergirl76
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    I wouldn't call Heidi a starlet. What's the word for a desperate, fame-seeking, no-talent wannabe celebrity who is a barnacle that feeds off of L.C.'s MTV menagerie of mediocrity?
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    rollergirl76 was starred rollergirl76 was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    01/02/09

    @rollergirl76: Spencer?
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    Maritsa was starred Maritsa was unstarred
    Image of SillyRed SillyRed
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    I'm still guessing Scarlet, mostly b/c ... didn't she hook up with Benecio in an elevator? He just looks falthy to me.
     Reply
    SillyRed was starred SillyRed was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/02/09

    @SillyRed: I think "falthy" will be the first new word added to my '09 lexicon. I like it!
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of dcdulce dcdulce
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    1. Cloris Leachman

    2. Donnie Van Zant
     Reply
    dcdulce was starred dcdulce was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    1. Bristol Palin
    2. Every male rockstar ever
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of Ana La Tejana Ana La Tejana
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    1) Heidi Montag, though I really don't think she counts as a "starlet"

    2) Am I off the rocker by thinking of Marc Anthony? Can we still term J.Lo as an "actress?"
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    Ana La Tejana was starred Ana La Tejana was unstarred
    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    01/02/09

    @Ana La Tejana: I also don't think Heidi counts as "married," and I wish US Weekly would stop referring to her that way. I also wish I would stop reading Us Weekly's Web site.


    2) I was trying to think of someone other than Martin because, against all odds, I want to like Chris Martin. Damn. At first I wrote "Christ Martin." I hope he doesn't do that too.

     Reply
    lalaland13 was starred lalaland13 was unstarred
    Image of sybann sybann
    01/02/09

    @Ana La Tejana: If you can call Marc a rocker you can call JLo an actress...
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    sybann was starred sybann was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/02/09

    @sybann: Ha!
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    Heidi was my first guess. But I never know these things.
     Reply
    TheFormerJuneBronson was starred TheFormerJuneBronson was unstarred
    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    I think the rock is that Josh guy that's married to Katerine Heigel. Hmmmm...
     Reply
    sassyredhead was starred sassyredhead was unstarred
    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    01/02/09

    @sassyredhead: er...he's a rocker...
     Reply
    sassyredhead was starred sassyredhead was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    I totally suck at this kind of stuff, maybe because I never keep up, but I would agree with Chris Martin for the rocker.
     Reply
    badmutha was starred badmutha was unstarred
    Image of skittlbrau skittlbrau
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    I don't think that it's Heidi. She's not legally married, see.
     Reply
    skittlbrau was starred skittlbrau was unstarred
    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    I though Scarlett perhaps, but I think the other are right: Heidi all the way.


    WHERE IS THE CERVIX WATCH THAT TSCHEESE PROMISED ME? IT'S TWO DAYS IN AND NO MEN ARE PREGNANT YET.

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    tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was starred tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @tonightineed is a liberal feminist elitist from Not-Real Am...: I HAVE BREAKING NEWS: MY BOYVUMLORD IS PREGNANT. A BABY WITHIN A BOY BABY! MALE-CERVIX WATCH FTW!
     Reply
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): That reminds me of turducken for some reason. You know, the chicken inside the duck inside the turkey that some people eat on holidays?
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    badmutha was starred badmutha was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/02/09

    @badmutha: Oh shit, I think my Sammy's middle name will have to be Turducken. I'll call him Sammy Turd for short.
     Reply
    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was starred sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) was unstarred
    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    01/02/09

    @badmutha: My mom bought a Turducken the other day out of sheer curiosity. We ate it last night. It was not delicious. Nor, as my boy and I predicted, multiple-orgasm inducing.
     Reply
    CollegeCamel was starred CollegeCamel was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    01/02/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Poop names are so hot right now. We call our guy Lord Poopington and Poopmaster G fairly often.
     Reply
    Maritsa was starred Maritsa was unstarred
    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    01/02/09

    @badmutha: Emphasis on the turd, right? As in "TURDucken", right?
     Reply
    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    Heidi Montag
    Chris Martin and my gal Gwynnie
    TV Guy? Zach Braff- my standard answer.
     Reply
    TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    I have no guesses. Why am I so bad at blind items?
     Reply
    VaginaWig is A Merkin was starred VaginaWig is A Merkin was unstarred
    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/02/09

    @TheVaginaWig: Me too. They are fun to read though!
     Reply
    cuteasabutton was starred cuteasabutton was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    1. Heidi Montag

    2. Keith Urban
     Reply
    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    01/02/09

    @hortense: Is Keith Urban a "rocker"? That was my first thought too, but then I remembered he's considered a country singer.


    Oh, how I would LOVE #1....

     Reply
    Gretchen is a new kitten mom! was starred Gretchen is a new kitten mom! was unstarred
    Image of BiteMeMitchell! BiteMeMitchell!
    01/02/09

    In reply to The First Blind Items of 2009!
    Scarlett Jo and Chris Martin, maybe?
     Reply
    BiteMeMitchell! was starred BiteMeMitchell! was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/02/09

    @Anointynointy: Good guesses!
     Reply
    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
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